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NI Protocol To Be Officially Burned On July 11th Bonfire
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has confirmed that the Northern Ireland Protocol will be officially burned in a traditional bonfire ... -
NI Protocol Row May Come Down To Rock, Paper, Scissors
THE EU have agreed in principle to a winner-takes-all solution proposed by the UK, whereby a best-of-nine ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ ... -
Alternative Names For EU Defence Force That Doesn’t Make It Sound Like We’re Joining A ...
TASKED with cloaking the fact that the government is willing to conscript Ireland into the EU Defense Force without so ... -
“Just Call Me Daddy” Scholz Tells EU
ANGELA MERKEL’S successor as German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, has urged his European peers and their citizens to just call him ... -
Pope ‘Heartbroken’ About Migrant Crisis But Not ‘Solve It With Own Money’ Heartbroken
THE Pope has denounced the selfish and narrow-minded way in which Europe is treating migrants during the longstanding crisis in ... -
Lukashenko Enjoying This Whole ‘Do What You Want With No Consequences’ Thing
THE BRAZEN and horrific murder of Belarusian dissident Vitaly Shishov, found hanging in a park in Kiev has given Belarusian ... -
Lady Politician Says Sexism Needs To Be Tackled More Seriously
“WHY doesn’t she just bring her own chair everywhere?” remarked one man of lady politician Ursula von der Leyen’s call ... -
British Government Confident Loyalist Threats To Port Staff Nothing To Worry About
BORIS JOHNSON is said to be struggling to perfect the most indelicate, ignorant and unhelpful set of remarks in response ... -
EU Apologises For ‘Pulling An England On It’ By Invoking Article 16
EUROPEAN COMMISSIONER Ursula von der Leyen has unreservedly apologised for ‘acting the complete and utter Brit’ by blithely invoking Article ... -
European Union Leaders Spend Day On Hold With AstraZeneca Customer Service
UNHAPPY with the lack of transparency over the vaccine producers’ failure to deliver its full compliment of doses, EU leaders ... -
EU Countries Agree To End Practice Of Transporting Vaccines Via Tortoise
NATIONS belonging to the European Union have pledged to rectify the alarmingly slow initial rollout of its Covid-19 vaccination programme, ... -
Johnson Caught Trying To Shoplift EU Membership Benefits From Brussels Gift Shop
SEEMINGLY in Brussels under the pretense of facilitating Brexit negotiations over dinner with European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen, ...
