WHILE some are apoplectic over the fact the government still has no legally binding regulations in place for the reopening of the entertainment and hospitality sectors they claim they were preparing for in advance, others think this constantly-evolving ‘tickets for nightclubs’ idea has some legs and could be applied to other areas of Irish life… Read more »
WHILE ADMITTING it appears from the outside to be a complete shambles of a system that will have no material effect on Covid prevention, the government confirmed its ticketing system for nightclubs will be extended to Baggot Street basement orgies. “Remember that story? Gas wasn’t it. People emerging from a basement on Baggot Street in… Read more »
EVERYBODY loves the weekend, but waiting for Friday night for a few pints can be an arduous task! Luckily, pubs are open every night of the week, so all you have to do is make the decision to head for a few pints on a work night and away you go! There are, of course,… Read more »
WITH growing evidence that the vast majority of patrons at hospitality venues, pubs and restaurants have rarely if ever been asked to show their Covid vaccination certs to gain entry to indoor dining and services, a greater spotlight is being placed on those tasked with ensuring businesses are complying with the guidelines. After weeks of… Read more »
BY NOW, everyone knows that wine is the healthiest drink you can consume in large quantities and is 9 times more beneficial than water, with even calls from those in the health and wellness community to include both white and red wine taps into every home in the country. Thanks to ongoing research, we now… Read more »
THE IRISH Government is expected to sign off plans which could see indoor hospitality reopened to fully vaccinated people as part of the delusionary belief that pubs and restaurants will enforce the use of the EU Digital Green Certificate, WWN has learned. Unaware of its own ridiculousness, the government will seek to pass the legislation… Read more »
“WHY didn’t we think of this earlier,” a frustrated with itself government said of the impending introduction of legislation implementing minimum alcohol unit pricing in retail settings. “We did it, we solved Ireland’s drink problem! We cracked how to wean young people off alcohol, while as a small bonus imposed a stealth tax on everyone”… Read more »
A MISSING Westmeath man has been found alive but disorientated in the disabled toilets of a Temple Bar pub, having gone on ‘an unmerciful session’ the week before St. Patrick’s Day and fallen into a 9-month drink coma. “He’s confused, he’s hungover, and he says his arse is very cold” said a member of the… Read more »
NEWS described by many as the perfect opportunity for Ireland to prove it is no longer a nation of pissheads, employers up and down the country are now reporting being inundated with mass requests for holidays following the 21st of September; the date the government now say ‘wet’ pubs will reopen on. The welcome reopening… Read more »
BLINKING and rubbing their eyes in disbelief as the reports reached them, the Nation is still adjusting to the news that an Irish politician has actually suffered the direct consequences of their own actions. “No, not seeing any other examples, this is quare strange,” confirmed one Irish political historian, failing to find any incident in… Read more »