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Maintaining 2m Social Distance When Buckled Drunk, A Guide
WITH publicans still getting to grips with the government’s loosey-goosey re-opening regulations, normal punters are taking it upon themselves to ... -
Local Man Maybe Had One Too Many Substantial 9 Euro Meals Last Night
WATERFORD man William Henderson is this morning shaking off the effects of a hard night of substantial meals with the lads, ... -
Moving Scenes As Ireland Reunited With Its Pubs
THERE wasn’t a dry eye or undamaged liver in the early houses this morning, as sentimental and emotional Irish men ... -
Irish People Tell Us What Their Local Pub Means To Them
THE REOPENING of the pubs, a day that will be etched into the national psyche for generations to come. Tears ... -
Pubs Propose Week Long Lock-Ins To Help Get Industry Back On Its Feet
PUB INDUSTRY leaders have pushed for further concessions in how they operate upon reopening and have proposed making up for ... -
Hungover Man Wakes Up With Lad In Hand After Suspected Drunken Wank
LOCAL man and expert level masturbater Ciaran Callerty has awoken to a severe hangover and little recollection of the night ... -
Shocking Report Finds Teenagers As Young As 15 Staying Sober At Weekends
THERE HAVE been calls from across Irish society for action after the latest research on the habits of Irish teenagers ... -
5 Dublin Pubs That Don’t Check ID
IF you’re a youthful teenager setting off on a youthful odyssey of discovery in the field of alcohol, you may ... -
Local Man Is Grand, Take Your Fucking Hands Off Him
LOCAL man Garreth Whellan doesn’t need any help getting home, he’s just out for a few drinks, you don’t need ... -
“I Don’t Know How, But This Pint Glass Is Coming Home With Me”
“IF you’re asking me why I’ve suddenly turned this simple, normal night out into Ocean’s 11, then I don’t have ...