DESCRIBED as ‘a modern relic’, an 8 inch curl of white dog poop has been sold to an anonymous bidder for just over 8 million euro, making it the most expensive faeces in history. Bumping off the previous record of 6.7 million paid of a curl of dinosaur poo by Nicholas Cage when he was… Read more »
A NEW pilot scheme in Leitrim aimed at identifying dog fouling via DNA has already claimed its first victory with the exoneration of one dog on death row, WWN can reveal. A 5-year-old Lab mix named Eddie was facing being sent to the great big dog park in the sky via lethal injection after being… Read more »
“LINDA! Once again I’ll stop you there,” barked pet dog Smudge, interrupting owner Linda Moran who was minutes into delivering a detailed breakdown of her day to her dog who remains unable to understand human speech. “Sure, intonations and tones I can pick up on to a degree, but I’m a fucking dog at the… Read more »
ALTHOUGH not much is known about Misneach, the latest Bernese Mountain Dog assigned to the role of Madra Na Uachtaráin, WWN can outline the rigorous process that the 5-month-old pup had to go through in order to claim the coveted role of Michael D. Higgins’ new companion following the passing of grizzled veteran Síoda. Strength… Read more »
“IF I’ve told her once I’ve told her a thousand times,” howled frustrated 4-year-old dog Max as one of his owners plonked herself down on the couch in a towel, insisting she dry her hair and covering the couch in the process. Not meaning to sound ungrateful, Max made sure to state he loved humans… Read more »
WEARING an intense scowl across its brow, knife between its teeth and vowing revenge, Ireland has told the year 2020 it has ‘gone too fucking far this time’ and has ‘picked the wrong fucking country to mess with at the wrong time’ after news of Michael D Higgins’ dog Síoda passing away. “Prepare to feel… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford dog has called on dognappers to spin around the Dungarvan area this week as it has had enough of its owners blatant mistreatment of him, stating life couldn’t be much worse with its new captors than it already is. Shep, a sheep dog cross, urged thieves to search backyards for chained up… Read more »
MOTORISTS travelling around the Tramore area have been asked to be on high alert this afternoon after a middle-aged woman has been spotted walking her dog on the road, while she calmly walks on the footpath, WWN can confirm. Local gardaí are asking the general public to contact them immediately if they see the woman,… Read more »
THE popular terrier breed known as the ‘Jack Russell’ is to be phased out at the start of 2020 bringing to an end almost 225 years of ankle-height canine companionship, WWN can report. Once hugely popular throughout almost every household in Ireland and beyond, the bite-happy pooch was a staple of every walk in the countryside,… Read more »
DOGS worldwide are today tucking into delicious chocolate treats for the very first time, after the long-held belief that it would make them sick was revealed to be an elaborate prank propagated by sneaky bastard cats. “You mean to tell me I could have been eating this my whole life?” asked one King Charles Spaniel,… Read more »