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Gardaí To Kidnap-Proof Themselves As They Investigate Quinn Gambling Company
OUT of an abundance of caution Gardaí are to act on a recommendation from the public that they ‘kidnap-proof’ themselves ... -
Company Celebrates 18th Month Of Blaming Covid For Shite Customer Service
THERE were celebratory scenes at a sparsely manned call centre today as local enterprise CS Solutions marked its 18th month ... -
Davy Stockbrokers Punished For Bond Scandal With Massive Pay Day
SENDING A clear signal that no misdeed will go unpunished, many of the so-called Davy 16 will directly benefit from ... -
Donohoe Moves Ireland’s 12.5% Tax Rate Into Cayman Island Safe House
TRAVELING under a false passport and accompanied by 24/7 armed guard, Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax rate has gone to start ... -
Government Cracks It With Innovative ‘Indoor Dining In Classrooms’ Plan
CONCERNS that the government would be unable to please all people when it comes to indoor dining while also not ... -
“4,700 Virgin Atlantic Job Losses Worth It” Branson Confirms From Space
MOMENTS before reentering the Earth’s atmosphere, billionaire Richard Branson personally thanked all 4,700 former Virgin Atlantic employees terminated in the ... -
Government Reanimate Zombie Corpse Of JobsBridge, Rename It ‘Work Placement Experience Programme’
“IT’S ALIVE, my God it’s alive” a delighted coalition government said as it looked on in wonder at its diabolical ... -
Brands Enter Awkward ‘Take Down Pride Flags’ Phase Of Year
AS June rolls into July, Pride month draws to a close and brings with it an opportunity for brands and ... -
Boss Would Rather Watch His Parents Riding Than Give Employees 4-Day Working Week
TRYING to nip any talk of a 4-day working week from employees in the bud after news of government support ... -
Restuarant Not Doing Take Aways Anymore, Fuck Off
AFTER months of pleading to loyal customers to give them a dig out during some of the longest business shutdowns ...
