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Tipping ‘Very American’ States Cheap Bastard
ALTHOUGH the government has announced incoming legislation to protect the tips and gratuities that many service industry workers rely on, ... -
Hot Air Generated By Leaders At COP26 Climate Summit To Be Used To Heat Homes
CITING research which suggests there will be record levels of hot air generated at the COP26 climate conference in Glasgow ... -
Devastated Workers Pour Champagne As ‘Full Return To Offices Not Possible Until Spring’
IN RESPONSE to Tánaiste Leo Varadkar suggesting a full scale unencumbered return to offices for all workers before sometime in ... -
Facebook Is Planning To Change Its Name: Here Are The Contenders
RUMOURS in tech circles suggest Facebook is planning a name change imminently. Sources well placed within the trusted circle of ... -
Shatner Sent To Work In Amazon Factory Until He Pays Back Cost Of Space Flight
AFTER the overwhelming and euphoric adrenaline rush slowly receded from his body, Captain Kirk aka William Shatner aka The Oldest ... -
Jeff Bezos Still A Wanker, Agrees World
ALTHOUGH the world has admitted that the footage of 90-year-old Star Trek actor William Shatner floating in zero-gravity on board ... -
Full State Funeral To Be Given To Ireland’s 12.5% Corporation Tax Rate
THE slow, painful and undignified death of Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax rate has occurred with the Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirming ... -
Panic As Facebook Is Successfully Brought Back Online
THERE has been significant and widespread panic throughout the world as Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram were successfully brought back online, ... -
Pandora Papers Prove It’s Never Been More Important To Crack Down On Dole Cheats
SHOCKED by the Pandora Papers leaks, the world’s rich, among them political leaders, have taken stock of the hoarding of ... -
‘Porn, Underage Drink, Loose Cigarettes, Flick Knives, Hepatitis C’: Waterford Bids A Poignant Farewell To ...
YET another iconic business in Waterford City closed its doors for the last time yesterday, prompting hundreds if not thousands ...