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Country Holds It’s Breath As Minister For Finance Puts Entire EU Bailout Fund On 9/4 ...
THE Republic of Ireland will be holding it’s breath today as the entire European/IMF bailout fund (€80bn) was put on ... -
The ‘Viper’ Foley Maybe Drafted In To Collect Outstanding Property Tax, Warns Hogan
MINISTER for the Environment Phil Hogan has said today the Government may draft in the ‘Viper’ Foley’ to pursue all ... -
Hugo Chavez And Paul Bearer Were Obviously The Same Person, Says Jim Corr
CONSPIRACY THEORIST Jim Corr said today that the deaths of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and WWF wrestling manager Paul Bearer were ... -
Kenny To Issue Apology For Glenroe
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is expected to make a formal state apology today to survivors of the RTE television drama series, ... -
Latest Poll Figures Show Idiots Still Voting For Idiots
LATEST Irish poll figures have shown today that idiots are still voting for idiots in the country, raising fears that ... -
Government Confirms It Will Try To Cash Promissory Notes In Local Cash Converters Store
IN A LAST ditch effort to reclaim something back from the Anglo Irish Bank debt, the government confirmed today that ... -
Ian Paisley ‘Still Not Dead’, Say Relatives
RELATIVES of former church minister and politician, Ian Paisley, confirmed today that he is ‘still not dead’. The 86-year-old is said to ... -
Elderly Under Home Attack Will Just Have To ‘Man The Fuck Up’, Insists Government
THE GOVERNMENT insisted earlier that elderly people who come under attack in their homes will just have to ‘man the ... -
Ireland Immediately Writes Off Own Debt In First Day Of EU Presidency
IRISH leaders have boldly written off all debts owed by the country to the European Union after taking the office ... -
Budget Cancelled Due To Budget Cuts
T THE MINISTER for Finance Michael Noonan announced today that the government will not be holding a budget on the ...
