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Ian Paisley ‘Still Not Dead’, Say Relatives
RELATIVES of former church minister and politician, Ian Paisley, confirmed today that he is ‘still not dead’. The 86-year-old is said to ... -
Elderly Under Home Attack Will Just Have To ‘Man The Fuck Up’, Insists Government
THE GOVERNMENT insisted earlier that elderly people who come under attack in their homes will just have to ‘man the ... -
Ireland Immediately Writes Off Own Debt In First Day Of EU Presidency
IRISH leaders have boldly written off all debts owed by the country to the European Union after taking the office ... -
Budget Cancelled Due To Budget Cuts
T THE MINISTER for Finance Michael Noonan announced today that the government will not be holding a budget on the ... -
Government Calls Independent Enquiry Into ‘World Is Round’ Theory
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny said today there is a need to bring “legal clarity’’ to the claims that the world is round, ... -
“We Will Stop At Nothing To Do Nothing For Waterford” Promises Government
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny today insisted that the Government will stop at nothing to do nothing for Waterford. The oldest city in ... -
Government Send Traveller Carpet Salesman To ‘Renegotiate’ Bail Out Deal
John Anthony Connors will travel to Brussels on Wednesday where he will meet German Chancellor Angela Merkell for ‘talks’.IN a ... -
Phil Hogan: Waterford ‘Town’ Council To Be Out-Sourced To India
THE MINISTER for the Environment Phil Hogan announced today that Waterford ‘town’ council is to be out-sourced to India in a radical new ... -
Taoiseach Defends James Reilly €562bn Death Star For North Dublin Constituency
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny has heavily defended Health Minister Dr James Reilly’s decision to construct a 562 billion euro Death Star for his North ... -
US Firm To Create Fuck All Jobs In Waterford Over Next Five Years
A WORLD-leading electronics manufacturer is to create fuck all jobs in Waterford over the next five years, it announced today. The company, which ...
