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New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
‘Mandatory German For Both Junior And Leaving Cert Exams’, Says Quinn
THE Minister for education and skills, Ruairi Quinn, has announced at a press conference today that the German language will become ... -
Sett Blatter: ‘There Is No Racism In Ireland.’
FIFA President Sett Batter told Waterford Whispers News today that ‘there is no racism in Ireland and Mr. Scully should ... -
Waterford Tourism Board Launches €2 Drinks Brochure In Desperate Bid To Attract Visitors To The ...
WATERFORD tourism board have launched a brand new €2 drinks brochure and guide book today in a desperate bid to attract visitors ... -
Berlusconi Stands Down After Being Offered Virgin Island Retirement Home
ITALIAN Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi announced his decision today to stand down from leadership after striking a ‘Virgin Island Retirement ... -
Cowen’s Dáil Bar Tab Was Paid Just Hours Before €3.6bn ‘Accounting Error’ Was Announced
EX-TAOISEACH Brian Cowen is reported to have paid an ‘undisclosed’ sum towards his Dail bar tab just hours before the announcement ... -
Confused Irish Citizen Votes ‘No’ To Presidency
A VERY confused Irish citizen has voted ‘No’ in this years Presidential election today. Terry Power (32) left the polling ... -
Off-The Book Workers Better Off Also Claiming Dole
OFF-THE-BOOK workers would be financially better off also claiming the dole because of the range of benefits available to the ... -
Bewildered Ahern Struggling To Acquire ‘Cash Donations’ From ‘Friends’ To Help Pay Tribunal Legal Bills
BERTIE AHERN is finding it increasingly difficult to get cash donations from business friends to help pay his €500k Mahan ... -
Gardai Start New Roll-Out Of ‘Heavy-Set Culchies’
A new Garda plan to deploy a team of over-weight country men and women to deal with critical incidents is ...
