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Government Facing Shortage Of New Tax Ideas To Piss People Off With
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that it is now facing a shortage of new tax ideas to piss people off with. ... -
Fuel Prices Set To Soar After ‘Something Really Complicated Happened Somewhere Foreign Or Something’ , ...
FUEL prices are set to soar even higher this month after ‘something really complicated happened somewhere foreign or something’ say distributors. Four ... -
Castro And Benedict XVI Expected To Swap Really Funny Dictator Stories Over Next Few Days
CUBAN authorities laid out the red carpet today for the visiting absolute-monarch of The Vatican City, Pope Benedict XVI – ... -
Minister For Justice Seeks Death Penalty For Home Invasions
THE Minister for Justice, Alan Shatter, has said he will pass a mandatory death penalty sentence for burglars and trespassers who continue to break the law ... -
Ian Paisley Returns Home As Heaven Nor Hell Wants Him
THE Reverend and Right Honourable Ian Paisley has returned home today after being refused access to both heaven and hell, a spokeperson for ... -
Unemployed Must ‘Pretend’ To Look For Jobs, Says Burton
THE Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton, has warned today that the long term unemployed must now ‘pretend’ to look for ... -
Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep
AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep ... -
New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
‘Mandatory German For Both Junior And Leaving Cert Exams’, Says Quinn
THE Minister for education and skills, Ruairi Quinn, has announced at a press conference today that the German language will become ... -
Sett Blatter: ‘There Is No Racism In Ireland.’
FIFA President Sett Batter told Waterford Whispers News today that ‘there is no racism in Ireland and Mr. Scully should ...
