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‘We’re Just Coasting Now Till The Summer Holidays’ Admits Government
THE GOVERNMENT has admitted today it was just coasting now till the Summer holidays and doesn’t expect to get much ... -
‘North Korea Becoming Increasingly Hilarious’ Warns American Defense Secretary
US DEFENSE Secretary Leon Panetta warned today that North Korea is becoming increasingly hilarious and represented a substantial threat to the seriousness of ... -
Deal Seeking Homeowners Must Sacrifice One Lamb Per €100k To Appease Bank Gods
STRUGGLING homeowners looking to do a deal with their arrears will be expected to sacrifice lambs to the bank Gods, ... -
Cardinal Brady ‘Well Fucking Chuffed’ About Papal Conclave Gig
CARDINAL Sean Brady said he was ‘well fucking chuffed’ today after arriving in Rome as one of the 115 cardinal-electors who ... -
Country Holds It’s Breath As Minister For Finance Puts Entire EU Bailout Fund On 9/4 ...
THE Republic of Ireland will be holding it’s breath today as the entire European/IMF bailout fund (€80bn) was put on ... -
The ‘Viper’ Foley Maybe Drafted In To Collect Outstanding Property Tax, Warns Hogan
MINISTER for the Environment Phil Hogan has said today the Government may draft in the ‘Viper’ Foley’ to pursue all ... -
Hugo Chavez And Paul Bearer Were Obviously The Same Person, Says Jim Corr
CONSPIRACY THEORIST Jim Corr said today that the deaths of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and WWF wrestling manager Paul Bearer were ... -
Kenny To Issue Apology For Glenroe
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is expected to make a formal state apology today to survivors of the RTE television drama series, ... -
Latest Poll Figures Show Idiots Still Voting For Idiots
LATEST Irish poll figures have shown today that idiots are still voting for idiots in the country, raising fears that ... -
Government Confirms It Will Try To Cash Promissory Notes In Local Cash Converters Store
IN A LAST ditch effort to reclaim something back from the Anglo Irish Bank debt, the government confirmed today that ...
