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Fine Gael’s Annual Think-in Produced Close To 4 Ideas
Fine Gael’s annual ‘think-in’ has already been hailed as a great success by party members as it produced almost 4 ... -
Thousands Attend ‘Heros Welcome Home Parade’ In John Waters’ Imagination Today
HUNDREDS OF thousands of well wishers attended a ticker tape parade in John Waters’ imagination today, after he blatantly refused ... -
Cameron: “Obama Made Chicken Noises Down The Phone At Me”
THE BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron said he was feeling a little bit left down by fellow MP’s today after ... -
Government Announces ‘Unexpected Reduction’ In TV licence Fee
THE GOVERNMENT announced its decision today to decrease the national television licence fee from September 1st 20013. Minister for Communications, ... -
Ireland Ecstatic As €250m Mahon Tribunal Finds One Man Guilty Of €25k Bribe
MILLIONS of Irish men and women took to the streets today to celebrate the findings of one of the countries biggest ... -
Senator Norris ‘Only Jealous ‘ Of Our fannies, Claims Feminist Group
IRELAND’S LARGEST feminist group, the Irish Feminist Network (IFN), said today that senator David Norris is ‘only jealous’ of their vaginas, and ... -
Aine Collins TD Now Pregnant By Tom Barry And Seeks Abortion
FINE GAEL TD Aine Collins announced today she is now pregnant following an altercation last night in Dail chambers with ... -
‘Livid’ Dublin Man May Post Angry Comment On Facebook Later Over Anglo Tapes
A LIVID Dublin man said today that he may post a very angry comment on facebook later after listening to ... -
Waterford Man Will Wait For ‘Auto-tuned Version’ Of Anglo Tapes Before Passing Judgement
COUNTY WATERFORD man Mark Ryan has urged his peers to wait for the internet’s ‘auto-tuned’ version of the Anglo Irish ... -
Catholic Church Announces It’s Gay
THE VATICAN announced today that the Catholic church is gay and its decision to ‘come out of the closet’ is ...
