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McDonald To Carry ‘I’m Sorry’ Sign While Canvassing In Bid To Save Time
FOLLOWING the issuing of an apology to the 16-year-old who received inappropriate texts from disgraced former Sinn Féin senator Niall ... -
Mental Health Bill On Taoiseach’s Desk Starting To Fade, Turn Yellow
SOILED and damaged by legislative bills that have been laid on top of it and passed before it, the long-awaited ... -
“It’s Either Work In The Shitty Job We Give You Or Starve” – Humphreys Defends ...
DOLE heads who refuse to engage with the government’s flawless social welfare employment services will see their benefits cut by ... -
McDonald’s Branch Trump Did Shift At Files For Bankruptcy
HOURS after hiring Donald Trump to work for an hour, a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania has filed for bankruptcy. “It’s actually ... -
Taoiseach To Call Election Soon Before Fine Gael Runs Out Of TDs
TAOISEACH SIMON Harris is to imminently announce an election date before any remaining party TDs announce they’ve done all the ... -
IDF Finally Kill Yahya Sinwar After 41,800 Failed Attempts
THE IDF has confirmed it successfully killed senior Hamas figure and architect of the October 7th attack in Israel, Yahya ... -
Harris Vows To Reveal Election Date If New TikTok Get 100k Likes
TAOISEACH SIMON Harris has pledged to reveal the date of the impending Irish general election provided he is bestowed with ... -
Local Man Knows Exactly What Corruption He’d Partake In If He Was Ever Made TD
IN MUCH the same way office workers daydream about winning the lotto, one Waterford man curses his luck that his ... -
McDonald Hoping ‘Not Disclosing Fact Senator Was Sending Inappropriate Texts To Child To Protect Senator’s ...
SEEKING TO improve plunging party polling numbers, Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald has taken an unconventional approach to trying ... -
Shock As Netanyahu Continues With War Crimes Despite Meekly Worded Statement From Western Leader Or ...
LEADING political strategists have expressed their shock at Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu’s continued habit of committing heinous war crimes despite ...
