Shock As Netanyahu Continues With War Crimes Despite Meekly Worded Statement From Western Leader Or Two

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LEADING political strategists have expressed their shock at Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu’s continued habit of committing heinous war crimes despite the fact some world leaders recently wrote non-committal statements urging restraint.

“Did I think Bibi would do SOME war crimes in the days after October 7th? Sure but just never stopping them is crazy because I wrote ‘urged caution’ once in a letter,” confirmed a more-confused-than-normal US president Joe Biden.

Learned politicians with the utmost respect for the ‘rules based order’ of the world remain perplexed by videos of Gazans burned alive by an IDF strike which targeted refugee tents people were sheltering in outside a hospital.

“Call me naive but how can Netanyahu cut food and water supplies to northern Gaza again, target UN soldiers, bomb a school in Gaza again, bomb Beirut killing civilians again when we said ‘be cool if you didn’t’ before offering no threat of sanctions,” confirmed EU commissioner Ursula von der Leyen.

“We must use every option at our disposal to make Israel stop what it is doing, except of course any options that could in any way impact the Israeli economy or the IDF’s steady supply of weapons over our airspace,” confirmed the Irish government.

Meanwhile, Netanyahu declared food as ‘antisemitic’ after it attempted to provide much needed nutrition to starving Gaza children.

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