‘Happiest Day Of My Life’: Man Got Six Pack Of Purple Snacks Only To Find All Six Bars Were ‘Full Chocolate’ & Ranks Purchase As Better Than Wedding Day & Birth Of His Three Children
“I’M PAYING FOR it now with the wife, I’m on my brother’s couch but it’s true I’m still on cloud nine. I wept more than when our eldest was born. Don’t remember a minute of the wedding once I had the first pint but I treasure ever second of that purple Snack six pack. All six bars, chocolate only, like that’s a fucking sign from God or something!” Liam Henry told WWN, permitting us a chance to view to the packaging the snacks came in for a modest fee.
Surrounded by eager listeners, Henry regaled a number of friends and work colleagues with the tale of him munching through the initial first all-chocolate Snack bar only to discover the subsequent five bars also contained zero percent biscuit binding.
“If I didn’t take the pictures and film it, they’d be calling me a liar,” added Henry.
Statisticians have confirmed that Henry was more likely to win three consecutive lotto jackpots than land the all-chocolate six pack of Snacks.
“It’s even more improbable than that, we are more likely to be overcome by an alien race of gun-totting badgers than what befell lucky Liam,” Cadbury’s in-house statistician confirmed.
While Henry’s admission that it was the happiest day of his life, all in the presence of his wife of 22 years Janet, might seem over the top all-chocolate bars of purple Snacks remain the stuff of legend and fetch as much as €2,500 on the black market.
Growing somber and glassy-eyed for a moment, Henry was clearly deep in contemplation.
“No, it’s just, it happened to me and look at me, happiness incarnate but I can’t help think of the poor souls that might have picked up the packet before me and the packet after me, they’ll never know how unlucky or how close to heaven they were,” Henry shared.
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