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Irish Army Deployed To Narnia
MEMBERS of the Irish Army Rangers have been deployed on a peacekeeping mission to the war-torn land of Narnia, on ... -
Tory Contest Down To Final Two Incompetents
THE Tory leadership is entering its final, deeply disconcerting and depressing stages as party MPs have selected Boris Johnson and ... -
Government Been Looking At Crime Graph Upside Down All This Time
THE Government have finally realised that crime in Ireland is escalating at a rate that is terrifying beyond comprehension, after an ... -
“If I Apologised For Everything, We’d Be Here All Day”
US President Donald Trump has drawn a line under any apologies that the public may expect him to give, stating ... -
Unsuccessful Election Candidates Quietly Euthanised
“JUST don’t look them in the eyes” said the candidate wrangler we spoke to during the ongoing 2019 Post-Election Cull, ... -
World Urges Capable Politicians With Sensible Hair To Come Forward
A SHORTAGE of intelligent politicians with sensible haircuts has led to the declaration of a ‘worldwide emergency’ and the launch ... -
Nation’s Mind Finally At Rest As Law To Protect Bankers Is Passed
THE entire nation of Ireland can rest easy this week as Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe begins drafting laws which ... -
Johnson Still Favourite To Become Last Ever Prime Minister Of Britain
DESPITE his reluctance to partake in televised debates and wilfully expose his avarice and ineptitude before the British public Boris ... -
Here’s Your Daily HSE Crisis Round-Up
TIRED of having to read several articles to keep up to date with all the various crises in the HSE? ... -
Taxing Regular People The Only Way To Save Planet
ACCORDING to measures laid out by the Irish government’s Climate Action Plan, people earning below and average wages are the ...