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Chirpy Bastard ‘Never Gets Hangovers’
“I’m grand lads, not a bother on me!” Darren Reynolds addressed friends in his sitting room this morning after what was deemed the most ... -
Perfect Fucking Family Insists On Leaving Curtains Open At Night For Everyone To See
A COUNTY Kilkenny family has come under fire from local residents this week for constantly leaving their curtains open at ... -
Dublin Man Disgusted By Heroin Use Has No Problem With His Own Cocaine Habit
27-YEAR-OLD Dublin man Jack Healy has confirmed that nothing relating to his continued abuse of cocaine is remotely unsavoury, and ... -
Gruesome Scenes As Jogger Found Eaten Alive By Midges
A FORENSIC investigation was ongoing in the Drumcondra area of Dublin, after the body of a young man seemingly eaten ... -
Debate Continues Between Couple As To When Their “Real Anniversary” Is
A DUBLIN couple is today entering a third round of talks aimed at clearing up just when exactly their “real” ... -
School Crush Sets Local Boy Up Perfectly For Lifetime Of Rejection
A YOUNG Waterford boy with a massive crush on one of his classmates will go through life perfectly accustomed to ... -
Dad Has No Idea Why Websites Are Always Showing Him Ads For Porn
A WATERFORD father has spoken at length of his confusion at being greeted by advertisements for lewd pornography every time ... -
Married Man Buys Annual 6 Pack Supply Of Condoms
ANTICIPATION was high in a Waterford household this evening after husband and father of three Tony Power purchased his annual six ... -
Fucking Lunatic Just Going To Leave McDonalds Without Binning Leftovers
AN ABSOLUTE fucking lunatic is going to leave a McDonalds restaurant without even binning his leftovers, it has been confirmed ... -
Parents Asked A Second Time By Birth Registrar If They Want To Call Daughter ‘Crystal’
A CONFUSED birth registrar at the Dublin office of the Civil Registration Service is attempting to make entirely sure new ...