Fucking Lunatic Just Going To Leave McDonalds Without Binning Leftovers

AN ABSOLUTE fucking lunatic is going to leave a McDonalds restaurant without even binning his leftovers, it has been confirmed today.

Chris Holden, who ordered a large Big Mac meal with a Coke, said he was sick-to-death of being the good guy and has decided to challenge ‘the system’ from here on in.

“Please put your leftovers in the bin!” he read from a sign on the wall, pointing out the passive aggressive nature of such a demand. “Like, put some fucking ketchup and salt with my meal, you stupid fucking cow! How about that, huh? Would that be too much fucking trouble?”

Holden, who classes himself as a ‘daycent auld shkin’, explained he has enough of modern day society and all its idiosyncrasies.

“Wash your hands, don’t walk on the grass, yield right of way, mind the gap; just who the fuck do these people think they are?” he asked himself, now figuring out the best time to leave.

“That floor staff lad is giving me the eye. He fucking knows I’m gonna bail. I’ll wait till he’s gone.”

Scooping up the ketchup he previously squirted onto the tray, Holden chomped down on the last of his 19 ingredient french fries before making his move out the door.

“This must be how those lads walking away from an explosion must feel,” he giggled to himself, before missing the step outside the restaurant and hurting his ankle.

“Did you not see the sign?” a fellow customer asked as he hobbled away.