Category: Euro 2016

Ireland V France Preview

WWN continues to bring you unparalleled coverage of Euro 2016 with its preview of Ireland’s match against those shower of garlic smelling, Renault Clio driving, arty farty film loving bastards. Little focus has been paid to Thierry Henry’s infamous handball in the build up to the match, as Irish have long since gotten over what… Read more »

Met Éireann Forecast Huge Piss-Up For Sunday

IRELAND’s weather services have confirmed that conditions countrywide all point to a monumental piss up on Sunday. While the meteorological phenomenon, also known as an ‘almighty session’, is common on Irish shores, it is thought this will be the most concentrated and persistent piss up the country has seen in close to fourteen years. “Torrents… Read more »

Ireland V Italy Preview

IT’S now or never for Martin O’Neill’s men as a victory against Italy would see Ireland progress to the knockout stages of Euro 2016. We preview what is set to be a nail-biting clash: Starting line up: Italian manager Antonio Conte is expected to rest a number of players, keen not to embarrass Ireland to… Read more »

It’s The DWWNECRU (Daily WWN Euro Championships Round Up)

France and Switzerland played out a 0-0 draw which was celebrated in the insomniac community as many people desperate to get some sleep were rewarded by watching the boring match. Dimitri Payet came closest to breaking the deadlock with a stunning volley, which suggested the French international is still hell bent on scoring the greatest… Read more »

Ireland V Belgium Preview

IRELAND’s all important clash against Belgium is just hours away and WWN has the football preview equivalent of the Mona Lisa below: Belgium fact: contrary to popular opinion Belgium’s chocolate and beer, famous the world over, is actually shite. Boast all they like, but Guylian and Stella Artois are piss poor compared to a packet… Read more »