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Bit Early For Talk Of Putting Up Trees, Father Tells Family
A WATERFORD father has acted swiftly to end talk of purchasing a Christmas tree this weekend, WWN has learned. Dermot ... -
Family Going To Take Mother Up On Her ‘Don’t Get Me Anything For Christmas’ Bullshit ...
FOLLOWING years of festive exasperation, one Waterford family is to call their mother’s bluff and get her nothing for Christmas, ... -
Local Woman Fills Bottom Of Wardrobe With ‘Presents For Next Year’
A WATERFORD woman has designated the bottom of the wardrobe in the spare room as a holding bay for ‘presents ... -
“Nice Of You Fuckers To Show Up For Once” Points Out Priest At Midnight Mass
A PRIEST, foregoing the unsteady truce between the clergy and Christmas mass goers, which involves pretending that he recognises everyone ... -
Last Loaf Of Bread In Ireland Found In Waterford Spar
DURING scenes of food shortage not seen since Russia in the eighties, WWN can reveal that the last remaining sliced ... -
WWN Guide To Proposing Over The Christmas
THE FESTIVE period is without doubt the most popular time for people when it comes to locking themselves into a ... -
Dublin Girl To Buy Boyfriend’s Present For Her Herself
TO AVOID a third straight year of crushing disappointment, a Dublin native is set to just go out and purchase ... -
Michael D Higgins Xmas Message To Focus On ‘Good For Nothin’ Skank Ass Hoes’
IN HIS distinctive lyrical lilt the President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins recorded his annual Christmas message to the Nation ... -
Local Mother To Spend Christmas Informing Children Who’s Pregnant, Engaged Or Dead
THREE adult children of one Waterford mother are to be inundated with the endless news from their hometown as they ... -
Pensioner Wouldn’t Mind Coal In Their Stocking This Year
A WATERFORD pensioner has opened up about their year-long campaign to get put on Santa’s ‘naughty list’, in a bid ...
