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Apple Kindly Offer Full-Time Jobs To Remaining 1,500 Calais Refugee Children
TECH giant Apple has today kindly offered to relocate over 1,500 refugee children who were left behind at a Calais ... -
Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected
ON the verge of being elected, the first female president of the United States of America, Hillary Clinton admitted her ... -
So Cute! Prince George Wore Necklace Of Human Ears For Halloween
2016 has been an eventful year for Prince George. From meeting the US president to his first day of nursery ... -
Ireland Would Take In 2nd Child Refugee But Too Busy Letting Down Its Own Children
FOLLOWING inquiries made by Barnardos CEO Fergus Finlay, it was revealed that Ireland has spared neglecting refugee children here in ... -
Uncollected Pallet Wondering What It Did Wrong
A NEGLECTED wooden pallet is said to be suffering from severe self esteem issues after it failed to be selected ... -
“It’s Fucking Christmas Now So Start Buying Shit” Shops Inform Public
THE RETAIL industry has wasted no time in informing the public it is the first of November, Halloween is over ... -
WWN Guide To Blowing Your Hand Off With A Firework
SOME people fail to plan their purchase and use of fireworks to such an extent that they don’t have the ... -
Old Fuck Of A Neighbour Buys Nuts For Trick Or Treaters
AN ELDERLY member of a local Waterford community rose bright and early this morning to ensure he was able to ... -
Cher Finally Cracks Time Travel
AFTER over 27 years of research into quantum mechanics and temporal displacement technology, pop icon Cher has finally found a ...