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Government Mark 4th Anniversary Of Savita Halappanavar’s Death With Shrug Of The Shoulders
THE FOURTH anniversary of the death of Savita Halappanavar was marked by the government this year in an understated ceremony ... -
Gardaí Strike Negotiations Get Off To Bad Start As Government Made ‘Oink Oink’ Noises
NEWS emanating from inside the Labour Courts today suggest that the government’s bid to seek a compromise with the AGSI ... -
Russia Could Invade Your Fridge Within 48 Hours
A NATO general has warned today that Russia could invade your fridge within 48 hours, stating that the majority of European homes currently ... -
5 Things Teachers Are Doing During Midterm That Isn’t A Massive Session
AS TEACHERS in Ireland enjoy some well earned time off this week, they have been plagued by the undeserved stereotype ... -
Obama Not Going To Bother Fixing White House Toilet At This Stage
“IT’S not like I’m getting my deposit back anyway,” said a deflated-sounding Barack Obama earlier today, messing around with the ... -
Nation Could Do With Uplifting Story About Puppy In Love With Balloons Or Something
AFTER reading a near never ending parade of news items relating to unfathomable, tragic loss and death, the Nation agreed ... -
Justin Bieber Defecates On Adoring Irish Fans From Hotel Window
JUSTIN Bieber fans gathering outside the Shelborne hotel this evening were rewarded by the pop star after he took a ... -
Apple Kindly Offer Full-Time Jobs To Remaining 1,500 Calais Refugee Children
TECH giant Apple has today kindly offered to relocate over 1,500 refugee children who were left behind at a Calais ... -
Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected
ON the verge of being elected, the first female president of the United States of America, Hillary Clinton admitted her ...