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Nations Arses Finally Unclench Following Pussy Riot Interview
AFTER an agonizing and uncomfortable few days, bumholes nationwide are starting to unclench following the excruciating appearance by Russian punk ... -
Charlie Sheen Found Alive In His New York Apartment, Aged 48
The acting fraternity has reacted with shock and sadness at the news that Charlie Sheen is alive and well in ... -
Investigation Underway As St Brigid Cross Sweatshop Uncovered In Local Primary School
HUNDREDS OF Tipperary parents were said to be outraged today after it was revealed their children were forced into slave ... -
Stalker Looks Forward To The Extra Foliage This Spring
Self-confessed stalker and all round nice guy Gary Horan spoke exclusively to WWN about his plans for the coming months. ... -
Chaos As Team Of Concern Charity Workers Trap Hundreds Of Innocent People In City Centre
UP TO three hundred innocent people are feared to be trapped in John Roberts Square today after a team of ... -
Normally Functioning Cork Man No Idea Why He Keeps Saying “Ya know?” After Every Sentence
A CORK City native said today he has absolutely no idea why he keeps repeating the question ‘ya know?’ after ... -
4,570,618 People Queue Up For Jury Duty At Sean Fitzpatrick/Anglo Trial
The selection of the jury for the trial of 3 former Anglo Irish Bank employees is set to get underway ... -
Kenny Egan To Bring In The ‘Don’t Have A Clue About Politics Vote’, Insists Fine ...
FINE GAEL defended their decision to run Olympic silver medalist Kenny Egan in the local elections this year, stating he ... -
Multi Billion Euro Ugg Boot Industry Pushing Wild Ugg To Brink Of Extinction
Yesterday’s seizure by Cork Gardaí of €1.5 million worth of fake Ugg Boots draws into sharp focus our continued and ... -
Supermacs Receives Its First Michelin Star
There has been cause for celebration today in Galway as Irish fast food chain Supermacs has received its first ever ...
