I know you, the voting public, have forgotten all about the budget and moved on with your mostly mundane lives, but it is not so easy for a government minister. My post-budget routine is much like that of a celebrity who has had the misfortune of their sex tape being leaked ‘online’ (for those of… Read more »
A RECENT study carried out by the NUJ (National Union of Journalists) revealed that the majority of journalists today spend most of their time aimlessly staring at celebrity twitter accounts. They do so to create what is deemed to be called ‘news’, providing countless media outlets with important content. This latest news comes as yet… Read more »
A TENSE scene unfolded in the staff kitchen of O’Malley’s Office Supplies in Waterford today as Antony Maher made a shocking confession to his co-workers. The 24-year-old had been enjoying his first few months of employment and felt confident enough to share a deep and dark secret. Antony, visibly sweating, waited for a break in… Read more »
GARDAI are urging parents of small children to check underneath their beds for Roma gypsies, before putting them down for the night. The stark warning comes just after 24 hours since a blonde haired child was taken from a Roma Gypsy family yesterday afternoon by the HSE, “Parents should count their children in the morning,… Read more »
Drifting, a driving technique where the driver intentionally oversteers causing loss of traction in the rear wheels while maintaining control, was first invented in 1923 by Tramore automobile enthusiast Thomas Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy, a fast food business owner from the town, first discovered the technique while driving on the local beach with his fiancée Martha The 22-year-old became a… Read more »
THE CITY of Waterford will lose its current status due to not owning its own franchise of Zara, environment minister Phil Hogan said today. The decision came after hundreds of female shoppers flooded Mr.Hogans department with letters of complaint, stating that Waterford city isn’t really a city unless it contains the fashionable store. “Fuck your… Read more »
IRISH MUSICAL expression reached its zenith at approximately 2.30am this past Saturday night as DJ Robby J had the attendees of Jade O’Connor’s 21st birthday grooving to the unique musical stylings of Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’. It has been reported that during the sweet joyful ode to female objectification that is ‘Blurred Lines’ the 29-year-old… Read more »
Aries March 21 – April 19 This is the winter of your discontent. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You’ve never thought much of working alone in a lighthouse for long periods of time before, but suddenly all your friends and family seem to think you’d be perfect for the job. Gemini May 21 –… Read more »
As news spread like wildfire across the world that Facebook is currently unable to allow status updates there were countless scenes of hysteria. Here in Ireland, Gardaí were called to a disturbing scene in Dublin’s O’Connell street where hundreds of people walked around aimlessly shouting out every inane thought that entered their heads. WWN was… Read more »
MINISTER for the Environment Phil Hogan announced plans to cut the number of local authorities from its existing number of 114 to just 31. While the general public were devastated to learn that some aspiring politicians were to lose their jobs in the proposed shake up, Minister Hogan sought to reassure them. “We are removing… Read more »
