Tag: ronaldo

Mike Tyson Reassures Ronaldo Everybody Forgets About It Eventually

AS reports of accusations of rape made against the world’s most recognisable athlete, Cristiano Ronaldo, slowly but surely begin to make page 48 of a few newspapers, boxing legend Mike Tyson has spoken publicly to reassure Ronaldo people just sort of forget about you raping someone sometimes when you’re famous enough. Tyson, jailed for 6… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

Portugal defender Pepe is hopeful of someday learning to walk again after a horrific injury suffered in the match against Morocco. “It was like the force of 1,000 atomic bombs had visited my shoulder but I vow to walk again,” Pepe said of the shocking attack. Ronaldo scored the decisive header in the game but… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN brings you the latest for Russia 2018. Please patient as we trudge through to the boring stuff or just skip forward for the Ronaldo stuff. Much of Egypt v Uruguay was spent waiting around for Mo Salah to make an appearance and such was the devotion of the Egyptian fans in the stadium toward… Read more »

Ronaldo Survives Horror Fall

THOUGHTS and prayers were sent in the direction of Real Madrid striker Christiano Ronaldo, amid fears that he may be ‘shatered to pieces’ after his reckless overhead goal against Juventus in the Champions League last night. Portuguese superstar Ronaldo is known to suffer from a rare brittle-limb condition which has lead to hundreds of instances… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN has all the latest from the action at the World Cup in Brazil. Brazilian born Portuguese player Pepe finally admitted to being a sleeper agent for his homeland after his idiotic sending off against Germany yesterday. Brazilian coaching staff activated a switch in Pepe’s brain, which saw him become detached from reality and act… Read more »