Tag: ronaldo

Ronaldo Survives Horror Fall

THOUGHTS and prayers were sent in the direction of Real Madrid striker Christiano Ronaldo, amid fears that he may be ‘shatered to pieces’ after his reckless overhead goal against Juventus in the Champions League last night. Portuguese superstar Ronaldo is known to suffer from a rare brittle-limb condition which has lead to hundreds of instances… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN has all the latest from the action at the World Cup in Brazil. Brazilian born Portuguese player Pepe finally admitted to being a sleeper agent for his homeland after his idiotic sending off against Germany yesterday. Brazilian coaching staff activated a switch in Pepe’s brain, which saw him become detached from reality and act… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN brings you all the latest on the action from Brazil. Switzerland scored two goals in their match against Ecuador with the final score standing at 2-1. Due to Switzerland’s neutral status the nation’s parliament had to put in place emergency legislation which allowed their team to attack. Despite scoring a wonder-goal last night some… Read more »

Ronaldo Doubtful For World Cup With Bruised Ego

With the opening match of the World Cup just a week away fresh doubt has been cast over the participation of one of football’s best players, Cristiano Ronaldo. Sources in the Portuguese camp claim he suffered an injured ego in the aftermath of Real Madrid’s champion’s league triumph against rivals Atletico Madrid. Rumours have been… Read more »