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Tories To Make Deal With DUP After Satan Pulls Out
BRITISH PM THERESA May is set to confirm to the Queen that she has struck a deal with Northern Ireland’s ... -
UKIP Melted Down For Glue
ALL currently active members of the United Kingdom Independent Party are to be rounded up into slatted lorries and brought ... -
Leaving Cert Spring Maths Paper 3 Out Of Fucking Nowhere
LEAVING Cert students were left dumbfounded at the announcement that they would be sitting a third Mathematics paper on Monday, ... -
Woman Who Doesn’t Like ‘The Snapper’ Has Head Shaved By Mob, Chased Out Of Village
A LOCAL woman has been run out of her village by a pitch-fork wielding mob of angry savages, after admitting ... -
“Throwing UK Politics Into Chaos” – May Reveals Naughtiest Thing She Has Done
AMENDING her answer to a question she gave while avoiding the election campaign, Tory leader Theresa May has confirmed that ... -
WWN Guide To Dumping Your Rubbish In Your Neighbour’s Bin
CASH a little tight at the moment? You can always find ways to save money around the house by cutting ... -
Trump Unleashes New Colossal Fuck Up To Distract From Comey Hearing
WHITE HOUSE STAFF were in the 14th hour of emergency meetings with US President Donald Trump as they pondered what ... -
Socially Awkward Local Man Running Through Fake Conversation In His Head
A LOCAL man with a propensity to crash and burn in even the most straightforward of social scenarios, is currently ... -
WWN Guide To The Qatar & Saudi Arabia Dispute
THE COMPLICATED world of Middle Eastern politics can often be hard to understand. With news that Saudi Arabia has lead ... -
British Public Head To Polls To Exercise Democratic Right To Fuck Itself Over
THE BRITISH electorate head to the polls today in order to exercise their democratic right to fuck themselves over, a ...