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Football Fan Treated For Transfer Window Addiction

WWN has learnt of a troubling instance in which a young football fan has been admitted to rehab. Daniel Brady, 19, originally from Dublin but now living in Kildare is being treated for a bizarre addiction to the ‘transfer window’; the name given to the period of time in which football clubs are allowed purchase… Read more »

JobBridge Intern Has A Little Cry To Himself In The Toilets

Kevin Murray, WWN’s resident JobBridge intern, broke down in tears shortly after he realised he had another 11 months to go on his incredibly rewarding internment at Ireland’s leading news publication. So overjoyed was the Masters degree holder that he spontaneously burst into tears of joy as he hid in the staff toilets. The media… Read more »

1916 Rising Was Inside Job, Claims Jim Corr

Oriel Park season ticket holder and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Jim Corr has claimed the Easter Rising of 1916 was a false flag operation cooked up by the British Government. “The story of the Easter Rising is riddled with inconsistencies and half-truths” corr’d Jim as he strummed the opening bars to Runaway on a sweet Stratocaster…. Read more »