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British Government Continuing To Take The Piss Over Irish Border: Report
A WIDE RANGING report, analysing thousands of news articles, radio bulletins, TV news reports, government statements, committee hearings and many ... -
Media Hasn’t Been This Excited About A Murder In Ages
WWN can reveal that the brutal killing of a man in the ‘salubrious surroundings of a posh South Dublin suburb’ ... -
Local Dad Tells Children ‘I Love You’ For Second Time In 25 Years
A LOCAL WATERFORD father has mustered the courage to say the words ‘I love you’ in the general direction of ... -
Mrs Brown Detained In Direct Provision Centre Due To Clerical Error
“SORRY, force of habit. Ah yeah, you can see the mistake there now, just looking at the name,” confirmed the ... -
Declan Rice Completely Erased From Memory Of Irish Football Fans
UTILISING mind-wiping technology which first appeared science documentary Men In Black, Irish football fans have been given the option of ... -
Nóirín O’Sullivan Hired By UN After They Forget To Check References
FORMER GARDA COMMISSIONER Nóirín O’Sullivan has landed a new job as the Assistant Secretary-General for Safety and Security at the ... -
Exclusive First Look At Monopoly’s Dublin Edition!
THE popular board game has released a new Dublin edition and WWN has first dibs on trying it out with ... -
“It’s Almost To The Point Where You Can’t Tell A Woman You’d Love To Ride ...
FEARS are growing in the male sector that political correctness has gotten to the point where it’s considered an offence to yell out ... -
Local Girl Calling It ‘Fall’ For Some Fucking Reason
WWN has been informed that a local girl has been referring to the period from mid-September to early November as ... -
Maurice McCabe Retires Undefeated
REPORTS coming into WWN this afternoon suggest heroic Garda whistleblower Sergeant Maurice McCabe is set to retire from the Nation’s ...