Category: BREAKING NEWS


Here’s Some Important Information About Your Online Privacy That You Won’t Bother To Read

A NEW set of strict rules and guidelines surrounding the online policies of companies and websites has come into play, with serious implications for internet users which we couldn’t begin to explain because ugh, Jesus, the fucking effort like. Following revelations of improper use of customer data by firms such as Facebook, firms are taking… Read more »

Barber Only Knows One Kind Of Haircut Style

A LOCAL men’s barber, with over 20 years experience, confesses to knowing only one style of haircut and panics daily at the thought of receiving an elaborate request for something other than the ‘short back and sides, but leave a fair bit on top there’ style. Dermot Halley, of Halley’s Haircuts emporium, has been operating… Read more »

Kilkenny Teen Excommunicated For Playing Football

A LOCAL KILKENNY teen who has openly spat in the face of the rich hurling heritage of his county becomes only the 17th Kilkenny native to be found in possession of a football, playing so-called ‘Dublin games’. Similar to the former rules prohibiting GAA members from playing foreign sports such as soccer, the Kilkenny county… Read more »