Tag: varadkar

Varadkar Stages Protest Outside Anti-Vaxxer Home

TAINISTE Leo Varadkar has been both commended and criticised in equal measures after staging a one-man demonstration outside the homes of the anti-vax protestors who were outside his house at the weekend. Having learned the names and addresses of the dozen or so ‘patriots’ who posted videos on social media of themselves waving banners and… Read more »

Varadkar To Face Mild Sautéing In Dáil

LEO Varadkar will today continue to simmer on a low-heat following accusations that he leaked government documents to the National Association Of General Practitioners, with opposition parties being granted just 10 minutes to question him. “You can’t grill a politician in ten minutes, so the best we’re hoping for is to sear him a little… Read more »

Varadkar Still Turning Around Anytime He Hears Someone Say ‘Taoiseach’

CURRENT Tánaiste Leo Varadkar has been taken aside by Taoiseach Micheál Martin and warned against replying to statements directed at the Taoiseach during Dáil questions, which has been happening ‘a little too often’ for comfort. “Leo mate, listen, when Mary Lou McDonald launches a scathing attack on ‘the Taoiseach’, you gotta remember that it’s on… Read more »

“Here’s Leo”

WITH all the elegance and grace of a paraplegic sloth on quaaludes, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar awoke from his post election slumber to tear down the door of the electorate’s consciousness in the hopes of forming some kind of government that no one particularly wants. “Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the… Read more »

“Surely It’s Someone Else’s Turn Now” Health Minister Asks Taoiseach

IRISH Health Minister Simon Harris has asked Taoiseach Leo Varadkar if he can move on now as he has served the unofficial 2-3 year period that sucessive governments have secretly laid out for politics’ most unwanted role. Pointing to his watch, Fine Gael’s latest fall guy explained that May is only around the corner, marking 3 years exactly since he was handed the job. “You barely did… Read more »