Tag: tennis

Djokovic Signs Record Nike Ventilator Deal

THERE was a moment of panic for world tennis number 1 Novac Djokovic today after being informed that he had tested positive, followed by immediate relief when he learned that it was only for Coronavirus. Djokovic received his diagnosis midway through his own tennis tournament which drew crowds of thousands and had been criticised for… Read more »

The Decade’s Greatest Sportspeople

WALL TO WALL sporting greatness typified the 2010s as the likes of Williams, Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Taylor, Biles, Ronaldo, Messi, Lebron, McIlroy, Bolt and Hamilton among others made history and inspired awe in everyone who bore witness to their immense feats. It almost seems unfair to whittle down these greats and pour over individual moments… Read more »

Tennis Match Interrupts Filming Of Kate Middleton

THE BBC has come under sustained criticism for frequently cutting from their live coverage of Kate Middleton simply existing to instead showing a meritless game of tennis between two random men. Viewers were left frustrated after the two men insisted on hitting a few balls around a tennis court for 4 hours and 57 minutes,… Read more »

Argumentative Assholes Suddenly Discover Interest In Tennis

THE SPORT of tennis has recorded a sudden and unprecedented number of new fans, all seemingly from the same corner of world where the Earth’s argumentative assholes live and breathe. The huge surge in popularity and increased coverage in the media has stemmed from Naomi Osaka’s historic US Open tennis victory as she became the… Read more »