Tag: sinnfein

Inside Last Night’s Sinn Féin Rally

A DELEGATION from Waterford Whispers News attended last night’s undemocratic ‘rally’ for Sinn Féin, in a bid to expose the dangerous movement growing in our country following the recent general election which left us teetering on the brink of anarchy. We assembled outside Liberty Hall before the doors opened, making sure to travel in numbers… Read more »

“Voting For Sinn Féin Could Unlock Portal To 1970s Belfast” Warns Fine Gael & Fianna Fáil

CONSULTING a whiteboard with hastily written plot outlines from Hollywood time travel sci-fi movies on it, Micheál Martin and Leo Varadkar have been frantically explaining why 24.5% of the Irish voting public could have set off a sequence of events that could result in a rip in the space time continuum. “Marginalised Loyalist paramilitaries could… Read more »

McDonald Dons Hazmat Suit To Avoid Contracting Fiannafáilvirus During Negotiations

TAKING EVERY necessary precaution during nascent government coalition talks with Fianna Fáil, Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald is currently being placed in a highly secure hazmat suit, to give her a fighting chance against catching the devastating Fiannafáilvirus. Such is the panic and paranoia around the all-consuming infection, the phone with which McDonald used… Read more »

Leaders Profiles: Mary Lou McDonald

VOTING in Ireland’s general election on Saturday? Hungry for yet more information of the leaders of Ireland’s largest parties? Get to know Sinn Féin’s leader in detail below: Name: Mary Louise McDonald Age: 50 Party: Diet Sinn Féin Superpower: Has the lowest center of gravity of any living TD. Favourite inspirational quote: the entirety of… Read more »

Recap: The RTÉ Leaders Debate

LAST NIGHT’S leaders tonight proved the most illuminating of all the televised debates as the leaders of Sinn Féin, Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael went head to head. Relive the tense exchanges as they happened below: In tonight’s debate the leaders will be tasked with insulting the public’s intelligence on matters of housing, health and… Read more »