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Ryanair Somehow On Wrong Side Of South African Apartheid In 2022
RYANAIR have faced criticism for a controversial new policy that harkens back to the dark days of South African apartheid, ... -
Getting A Ryanair Refund, A Guide
ACCORDING to a survey carried out by consumer group Which? Ryanair has received a refund rating of just 47% making ... -
Nation Buys Michael O’Leary One-Way Ticket To Fuckoffistan
GROWING increasingly tired of his ‘won’t somebody think of my profits’ pleas, a generous nation has had a whip round ... -
Ticketmaster & Ryanair Announce Merger To Become The Biggest Shower Of Bastards Going
MERGING for no other reason but the sheer gall of it, budget airline carrier Ryanair and event ticket provider Ticketmaster ... -
Michael O’Leary Throws Pilot From Plane At 13,000ft In Warning To Striking Pilots
RYANAIR head honcho Michael O’Leary has made his position clear on potential pilot strikes at the airline after throwing one ... -
‘Priority’ Passengers Still Queuing Like A Pack Of Dopes
A NEW report into ‘priority’ passengers using budget airlines has found the large majority of them are still queuing like a ... -
Ryanair Launch Sedation Kits For Child Passengers ​
BUDGET airline Ryanair is finally launching a range of sedation kits to subdue younger passengers during flights in a bid ... -
Ryanair To Remove One Wing From Each Plane In Cost Cutting Exercise
ITS no surprise to those with knowledge of Michael O’Leary that the Ryanair man has triumphed yet again in a ... -
Ryanair Aim To Cut Average Distance From Boarding Gate To Plane To Just 20 Miles
AS PART of yet another bid to give its brand a positive image boost Irish airline Ryanair has announced it ... -
Fears Grow O’Leary May Be Planning ‘Red Wedding’ Style Event
RYANAIR pilots and staff have been put on high alert amid fears of a ‘Red Wedding’ style massacre, after successfully ... -
“It’s Not The Pay, I Just Want To Ruin Everyone’s Christmas” Ryanair Pilot Speaks Out
FOLLOWING news that Ryanair pilots are to strike five days before Christmas starting on the 20th of December, we speak to Captain ... -
Michael O’Leary Finally Realises He’s A Bit Of A Cunt
IRISH BUSINESSMAN and chief executive officer of Ryanair, Michael O’Leary, has finally realised he’s a bit of a cunt, in ...
