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Vatican To Publish ‘Even Newer Testament’ In Bid To Boost Revenues
WITH a new forward written by God, the Vatican is hoping the Catholic Church’s Covid-hit revenues can bounce back with ... -
“I’m Still Here, Motherfuckers!”
FLIPPING two middle fingers in the air, British-Indian writer Salman Rushdie is said to starting his recovery after an assassination ... -
Only 40 More Years Of Delays Before Last Mother & Baby Home Survivor Dies, Government ...
DESPITE suffering a setback in the form of the High Court ruling the Mother and Baby Homes Commission treated survivors ... -
Local Man Finally Graduates From Practising Catholic To Professional Catholic
A WATERFORD based Catholic has been granted special dispensation by Pope Francis himself to reach the religious grade of ‘professional’, ... -
Pope Might Resign: Here’s The Contenders To Replace Him
AS RUMOURS swirl about Pope Francis’ imminent resignation from his position as God’s PA, WWN casts our eyes over his ... -
Local Man Rubbernecks It Every Time He Drives Past Mosque
LOCAL curious man David Ferrin has exclusively revealed that he is at his most distracted and dangerous on the roads ... -
Exclusive Images From Inside The New National Maternity Hospital
TO CELEBRATE the Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and Green party coalition government securing* the land for the National Maternity Hospital ... -
Today In Government Apologies: Selling Babies
THE government has spun it’s ‘big wheel o’ apologies’ and landed on ‘illegal birth registrations’, the fancy new term that ... -
Cabinet To Approve Maternity Hospital Deal Because What The Fuck Are You Going To Do ...
AWARE of the public’s complete apathy when it comes to protesting, the coalition government is set to plow on with ... -
Man Who Is Not Religious & Hates The Church Still Going To Tick ‘Catholic’ On ...
ONE LOCAL Waterford man with deep seethed enmity towards the Catholic Church for everything from its covering up of child ... -
Babies Sold By Church & State To Get Exact Refund
PEOPLE who were illegally and immorally sold by the Catholic Church under the ever-watchful eye of the Irish State as ... -
Catholic Church Offer To Help Grimes & Elon Musk Get Rid Of Secret Second Child
LEARNING of the news that Grimes and her partner Elon Musk have had a second child, in secret, the Irish ...
