Tag: palestine

“Eat Shit Palestine” Middle East Peacemaker Kushner Offers Olive Branch To Palestinians

PRESIDENT DONALD Trump’s son-in-law and somehow in charge of being Middle East peacemaker, Jared Kushner, has been hailed the world over for his incredible proposals aimed at bringing Israel and Israel together in agreement over Palestine. “Eat shit Palestine, you empty headed terrorists will accept this deal or else,” explained Kushner, who is two children… Read more »

Israel Finally Recognises Palestine Following Local Man’s Relentless Tweets

THE United Nations along with NATO and dozens of world leaders have today congratulated 58-year-old Michael O’Riordan for single handedly pressuring Benjamin Netanyahu’s decision today to finally recognise Palestine as a sovereign state, putting an end to decades of land grabbing and conflict. Following nine years of relentless tweets, Facebook posts and lengthy debates in internet comment sections and anti-Israeli… Read more »

Palestine Granted Permission To Compete In Eurovision 2019

FOLLOWING in the footsteps of Australia and other non-European countries, Palestine has been granted permission to compete in next year’s competition by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU), WWN can confirm. Just hours after Israel won on Saturday’s final, the contest’s governing body, the Reference Group, and the EBU’s Television Committee accepted the proposal which was brought… Read more »

Confused Trump Threatens To Give Palestine AIDS

NOT content with comparing nuclear button sizes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, a confused US President Donald Trump threatened to give Palestine AIDS in between munching on a family bucket of KFC, WWN can confirm. “Aid? Aides? Aid. Aid! Palestinian aid? AIDS, give them aids,” Trump barked at his White House aides as… Read more »