Tag: oscars

Sorry Ukraine But Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock So We’re A Little Distracted Today

APOLOGIES have been extended to Ukrainian civilians currently on the receiving end of the most heinous and inhumane war crimes, but Will Smith just fucking slapped Chris Rock across the face, we kid you not! “All high-minded opinion pieces, all Tiktok explainers, all 150-tweet Twitter threads, all comment section arguments will solely be focusing on… Read more »

Oscars Round-Up From Our Man Who’s Downloaded Everything

AS the first Oscars ceremony of the Covid era draws to a close, WWN turns yet again to resident film expert Owen Caulfied, for his assessment of who-won-what based on months of illegal downloading, password-skimming and VPN-enabled dodgybox delights. Over to you, Owen! Best Film: Nomadland “I can’t see why this won to be honest…. Read more »

“These Are The Worst Set Of Oscars Nominations Since Rochus Gliese Was Nominated For ‘Sunrise’ In 1929”

WWN’s preeminent armchair film critic Trevor Nolan rages at what must be the most disappointing, crowd-pleasing, box-ticking set of Oscar nomination since the Rochus Gliese controversy of 1929. “This day will live in infamy as the day the Academy finally outdid itself and topped the farce that was the 1929 awards. Nominees from movies I’ve… Read more »