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US Proves There’s Nowhere They Can’t Bomb
NASA’s successful mission to crash a spacecraft onto a distant asteroid has been heralded as a complete success, and proof ... -
Space Big As Fuck, Confirm Scientists
THE first images returned by the James Webb telescope have confirmed what many have believed for years; space is big, ... -
NASA Admit James Webb Telescope Just A Really Cool Way To Get Screensavers
THE most powerful telescope ever created by mankind has reached its final destination some 1 million miles away from Earth, ... -
“This Is The Last Thing We Wanted To Happen” NASA Accidentally Diverts Asteroid Towards Earth
THE WORLD has been advised to brace for impact following a failed NASA mission to deliberately smash a spacecraft into ... -
Buzz Aldrin Free To Make Up Any Old Shit Now
BUZZ Adlrin, the last surviving crew member of the historic Apollo 11 moon landing mission, has spoken out following the ... -
NASA Accused Of Using Drone To Perv On Mars
PERVERTS working at NASA have today been slammed for using a drone to stalk the red planet, WWN has learned. ... -
Mars Rover To Self-Isolate For 14 Days Before Exploring Planet
NASA’s groundbreaking Perseverance rover has touched down on the surface of Mars, where it will now remain in isolation for ... -
‘Call Us When You Find Oil’, NASA Told
NASA’s ‘big news’ about the discovery of water on the moon has been met with a resounding ‘meh’ from humanity, ... -
Asteroid Not Man Enough To Have A Go At Earth, NASA Confirm
NASA scientists have tonight pressed the Earth’s forehead up against the barrel of an intergalactic proverbial gun and goaded whoever’s ... -
“That Snowflake Had It Easy” Bitter Curiosity Rover Slams Mars Landing
THERE were shots fired on social media channels today after NASA’s Curiosity rover slammed the space agencies latest Mars landing rover, InSight, branding ... -
Check Out This New Moon Rover Designed For Irish Roads
A BRAND new start-up has found an innovative way to overcome the dilapidated state of Irish roads after securing the ... -
God Turd Found Floating In Space
AN OBJECT previously thought to be an asteroid from interstellar space has been downgraded to being just ‘God’s turd’ following an extensive ...
