AS the Rose Of Tralee makes a triumphant return following a two-year Covid hiatus, the last woman to win the prestigious title opened up to WWN about how her planned 12-month reign evolved into a three-year nightmare that she’s ‘delighted to see the back of’. “I was of course delighted to win in 2019, and… Read more »
A SUDDEN outbreak of whooping diarrhoea combined with a later-than-usual lambing season has left the 2022 Rose Of Tralee festival with a drastic shortage of male escorts, prompting an all-Ireland search for replacements before contestants hit the stage at the dome tonight. As such, organisers have issued an urgent appeal for any young man who… Read more »
IRELAND and the world’s favourite very progressive backward woman-judging competition Rose of Tralee is back with a bang! Viewers will be glued to the screens to see which of the 33 Roses finishes top of the pile, but just what does the winning Rose get? WWN reveals all: A tiara, of course. The use of… Read more »
THERE were jubilant scenes after Dublin crashed out of the GAA senior football championship at the semi-final stage for the second consecutive year, sparking nationwide celebrations yesterday. “It’s a young squad, they could do three-in-a-row, maybe even four,” said one ecstatic GAA fan, who had to weather a 6-year drought of Dublin victories before the… Read more »
IN ADDITION to exhuming the remains of ‘Baby John’ the murdered baby at the centre of the Kerry Babies case, Gardaí have also uncovered remains of Ireland’s women-hating past, which will come as a shock to everyone. Carbon dating reveals that the remains of the virulently misogynistic past dates back to the 1800s and had… Read more »
FOLLOWING Labour TD Duncan Smith taking Michael and Danny Healy Rae to task in the Dáil over conducting themselves as champions of the working man while raking in the cash from their various business ventures, there is renewed interest in the Kerry based political dynasty. WWN has all you need to know: Despite projecting an… Read more »
WITH Ireland’s most loved sea mammal still currently missing at the time of writing, WWN speculates as to the whereabouts of Fungie the dolphin in a bid to bring some hope to our distraught nation. After highly scientific calculations which involved attaching the guesses to the Winning Streak wheel and spinning, WWN can reveal the… Read more »
A GROUP of divers in Dingle including concerned locals, nuns and priests have descended the waters to hold a candlelit vigil as local dolphin Fungi’s whereabouts remain a mystery. Handing out water soaked flyers with ‘have you seen this dolphin’ ink already running, submerged divers where asked to keep an eye out and pray for… Read more »
DIVERS searching for Fungi the dolphin in Dingle have discovered a ‘mass grave’ site underwater where an estimated 20-30 seperate remains have been found, WWN has learned. The graves, marked with the name Fungi followed by a number and year of death, are believed to have been the final resting places of a series of… Read more »
THE ALL-IRELAND final replay is almost upon us and after pushing a 14-man Dublin right to the final whistle, Kerry will be understandably disappointed they didn’t take their chance. Can a refocused Dublin who have well and truly been delivered a wake up call be beaten in the replay? WWN Sport looks at the 5… Read more »