A NEW study has shown that the majority of employers don’t put much stock in the extra-curricular, non-work aspects of their employees lives, prompting hundreds of thousands of Irish people to wonder if maybe they should take their hobbies, favourite movies, and details of their Junior Cert accomplishments off their CVs. The report also showed… Read more »
EMPLOYEES at Gormley & Johnson have been in active talks this morning in order to reach a consensus on how best to deal with the new guy who keeps staying late to impress his new bosses. Eoghan Kavanagh started working at the Dublin accountancy firm last week and has already made a terrible impression on… Read more »
WELCOME news on the jobs front as a drugs firm is expanding its operations in the Nation’s capital. The firm’s expansion is a response to the growing demand for a number of its products which has led to the creation of 20 positions in the sales department as well as transport and logistics. “We had a… Read more »
The latest victim of the post-Celtic Tiger sting in the tail is sadly one of Ireland’s most beloved landmarks and hearty slappers, sweet Molly Malone. “This is indicative of the kind of damage the government’s current jobs policy results in,” shared a politician whose name we didn’t bother writing down. While the fishmonger profession, along… Read more »
Niall Lyons, a 28-year-old unemployed man from Waterford, is said to have stepped up his search for a job in recent months, WWN can report. “I’m busy alright, just dipping my toe in the employment water…it’s fairly cool now to be honest. I get most of my job information from the fashion segments on Ireland… Read more »
A NEW employee at Murphy & Sons Consultants has been making a name for himself by doing what is expected of him, it has emerged. WWN can exclusively reveal that Polish man and new Murphy & Sons employee Jakub Gorski has been impressing his bosses with a work ethic rarely seen in the native Irish… Read more »
WWN’s JobBridge intern Kevin Murray has been informed it’s probably for the best that he cancels all and any plans he had for this coming weekend. Kevin was given plenty of notice by head honcho Colm Williamson to arrive at WWN towers by 7am this morning as Kevin was to receive his first mentor meeting… Read more »
WWN’s JobBridge intern Kevin Murray is continuing to learn valuable lessons that go the very core of journalism in the 21st century. Following working close to 140 hours over the past 9 days Kevin is learning an essential part of being a journalist: relying on alcohol to get you through the day. Previous weeks… Read more »
The powers that be at WWN towers are reportedly so impressed with Kevin’s performance manning the main reception desk that they are contemplating keeping him there for the full year of his JobBridge placement. Despite being contrary to several rules of the JobBridge scheme, it seems the Media Studies graduate, is proving himself so adept… Read more »
Kevin Murray further enhanced his learning experience at Ireland’s leading news publication WWN by collecting all the rubbish in the office and bringing it down to the bins in the car park. The lucky intern was allowed to leave WWN towers early this evening as head honcho Colm Williamson graciously gave him a few hours… Read more »