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Government Reanimate Zombie Corpse Of JobsBridge, Rename It ‘Work Placement Experience Programme’
“IT’S ALIVE, my God it’s alive” a delighted coalition government said as it looked on in wonder at its diabolical ... -
Welfare Recipients Warned Of Scam Where Dept. Of Social Protection Tell Them There’s Loads Of ...
HAVING just been made aware of one ‘sophisticated’ scam involving people being asked for their bank details, those on welfare ... -
Funny, Local Woman Said She’s No Job But Still Has The Nails Done
LOCAL is-this-what-I-pay-taxes-for enthusiasts have taken a special interest in the case of one unemployed woman who found the time to ... -
Unemployed? Here’s How To Get A Job According To A Lad Who Works For His ...
GIVEN THE current job climate it’s never been more important to take any advice you can get on how to ... -
Local Woman Making Sure To Be Extra Rude To Retail Workers During This Stressful Time
WITH in-person shopping soon to be confined to retail outlets deemed to be ‘essential’, one local woman has made sure ... -
Local Woman Wouldn’t Have Married Husband If She’d Known How Loud He Typed
“I suppose this is what they meant by ‘for better or worse'” sighed Waterford woman Erin Sheerin, trying her best ... -
National Emergency Declared After All Women & Jobs Stolen By Immigrants
“WE MUST be honest with the public, we have no idea as to their current locations,” an ashen faced government ... -
It’s All Your Own Fault, Dept. Of Welfare Reassures Recently Redundant
WITH jobseekers facing the unique circumstance of searching for a job during a global pandemic in a country recently officially ... -
Drug Cartel Hiring Extra Staff For Busy Christmas Period
THERE was good news on the employment front today, after a notorious Dublin drug cartel announced that it would be ... -
The Boom Is Back! Fresh Job Losses Announced
TO anyone who doubted that Ireland was going through another economic boom, this week’s announcement that up to 300 jobs ... -
JobPath To Be Rebranded JobCulDeSac
IN A desperate bid to save the JobPath service, Social Protection Minister Regina Doherty has put forward a proposal to change Turas ... -
Jobs Boost For Irish Robots As Amazon Announces 1,000 New Positions
A WELCOME jobs boost for Dublin as internet company thing Amazon has confirmed they are in the market for 1,000 ...
