PRESIDENT DONALD Trump’s son-in-law and somehow in charge of being Middle East peacemaker, Jared Kushner, has been hailed the world over for his incredible proposals aimed at bringing Israel and Israel together in agreement over Palestine. “Eat shit Palestine, you empty headed terrorists will accept this deal or else,” explained Kushner, who is two children… Read more »
WWN ENTERTAINMENT is your one stop shop for all things Eurovision and we’re here to tell you if you were about to feel in any way conflicted about watching the joyously kitsch camp-fest because of Israel’s crimes in Palestine, then worry no more. Innocent Palestinian women and children being murdered, bombed, maimed or whatever you’re… Read more »
IN WHAT was to be a triumphant achievement for Israeli space exploration, the nation’s privately funded moon mission was quickly brought to a halt this morning after the rocket was shot down shortly after take off, WWN can confirm. The non-profit SpaceIL spacecraft launched from Florida’s Cape Canaveral this morning in a bid to become the fourth country to make a soft landing… Read more »
THE United Nations along with NATO and dozens of world leaders have today congratulated 58-year-old Michael O’Riordan for single handedly pressuring Benjamin Netanyahu’s decision today to finally recognise Palestine as a sovereign state, putting an end to decades of land grabbing and conflict. Following nine years of relentless tweets, Facebook posts and lengthy debates in internet comment sections and anti-Israeli… Read more »
FOLLOWING his assertions that US troops could well open fire on asylum seekers from Central America in the event they throw stones while on the US-Mexico border, US President Donald Trump is said to have reached on to Israel for advice on how best to straight up murder people with arm themselves with pebbles. Keen… Read more »
DOZENS of countries who expelled Russian diplomats in March have agreed to allow the officials back after it was reported that they shot and killed Palestinians in the Gaza strip earlier this week. Originally deported from Ireland, the US, France, Italy and Germany, in solidarity with the UK over an alleged spy attack which is still… Read more »
JUST days after being struck down by a pebble launched from a terrorist 12-year-old Palestinian’s catapult, inspirational IDF soldier and Israeli man, Adam Damkani, was awarded the medal for bravery. Injured in a series of clashes at the Israeli border, which is somehow situated in the heart of Palestine, the fallen 23-year-old soldier was rushed to hospital… Read more »
IVANKA TRUMP straight up killed it in this demure two-piece in Jerusalem at the opening of the new US Embassy, in an outfit that will go down in history, infamous for being just the right side of very classy, formal chic. And those wondering what great cost the opening of the new Embassy came with,… Read more »
FOLLOWING in the footsteps of Australia and other non-European countries, Palestine has been granted permission to compete in next year’s competition by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU), WWN can confirm. Just hours after Israel won on Saturday’s final, the contest’s governing body, the Reference Group, and the EBU’s Television Committee accepted the proposal which was brought… Read more »
SOME of the world’s leading organisations, including NATO and the UN, have today agreed to proxy all future wars through the middle eastern state of Syria, paving the way for countries to finalise their disagreements with minimal collateral damage in their own territories. The new ruling will allow warring nations to set up 20 military bases each across the Syrian state, with the… Read more »