RECENTLY installed leader of the Israeli coalition government PM Naftali Bennett has been left questioning whether all this apartheid, human rights abuses, illegal settlements and killing of children is even worth it, if Israelis are denied Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. “Honestly why even bother bulldozing Palestinian homes if there’s no Caramel Chew Chew waiting… Read more »
RESPONDING to the discovery news the Irish parliament has discovered the correct definition of the word ‘annexation’, the Israeli military have revealed that their intelligence suggests a number of Hamas rockets are being fired from Ireland, possibly the Leinster House area of the island to be specific. “And we have a right to defend ourselves… Read more »
IN THE VACUUM created by an unfolding conflict, truth is often the first casualty. Anyone with an ounce of empathy will have watched the events occurring in Israel and Palestine Not A Recognised State and wept at the atrocities heaped on innocent Palestinians. WWN has partnered with Benjamin Netanyahu and his Likud Party to provide… Read more »
US PRESIDENT Joe Biden has condemned Israeli airstrikes on Palestinians civilians which has resulted in the deaths of children in the strongest possible terms by urging Israel to use its annual US military aid of $3.8bn for ‘nice things’ only. “When we gave you that military aid with no strings attached and our implicit support… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of renewed tensions, violent clashes and airstrikes which left at least 9 Palestinian children dead, Israeli authorities believe they’ve hit upon just the policy which will instantly calm things down, WWN can reveal. “Ok, when you guys hear this you’re probably going to be sceptical at first but what if we were… Read more »
TO SAY it is a tough job market out there these days is an understatement in the extreme, however, WWN Jobs is here to bring job hunters some good news. There is a high profile opening in Iran’s nuclear development programme with competitive pay and comes with the chance to live in the historic and… Read more »
PRESIDENT DONALD Trump’s son-in-law and somehow in charge of being Middle East peacemaker, Jared Kushner, has been hailed the world over for his incredible proposals aimed at bringing Israel and Israel together in agreement over Palestine. “Eat shit Palestine, you empty headed terrorists will accept this deal or else,” explained Kushner, who is two children… Read more »
WWN ENTERTAINMENT is your one stop shop for all things Eurovision and we’re here to tell you if you were about to feel in any way conflicted about watching the joyously kitsch camp-fest because of Israel’s crimes in Palestine, then worry no more. Innocent Palestinian women and children being murdered, bombed, maimed or whatever you’re… Read more »
IN WHAT was to be a triumphant achievement for Israeli space exploration, the nation’s privately funded moon mission was quickly brought to a halt this morning after the rocket was shot down shortly after take off, WWN can confirm. The non-profit SpaceIL spacecraft launched from Florida’s Cape Canaveral this morning in a bid to become the fourth country to make a soft landing… Read more »
THE United Nations along with NATO and dozens of world leaders have today congratulated 58-year-old Michael O’Riordan for single handedly pressuring Benjamin Netanyahu’s decision today to finally recognise Palestine as a sovereign state, putting an end to decades of land grabbing and conflict. Following nine years of relentless tweets, Facebook posts and lengthy debates in internet comment sections and anti-Israeli… Read more »