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Israel’s Moon Mission Shot Down By Hamas
IN WHAT was to be a triumphant achievement for Israeli space exploration, the nation’s privately funded moon mission was quickly brought to a ... -
Israel Finally Recognises Palestine Following Local Man’s Relentless Tweets
THE United Nations along with NATO and dozens of world leaders have today congratulated 58-year-old Michael O’Riordan for single handedly pressuring Benjamin ... -
Trump Seeks Israel’s Advice On How Best To Murder Civilians
FOLLOWING his assertions that US troops could well open fire on asylum seekers from Central America in the event they ... -
Expelled Russian Diplomats Allowed Back After Shooting Some Palestinians
DOZENS of countries who expelled Russian diplomats in March have agreed to allow the officials back after it was reported ... -
Israeli Soldier Awarded Medal For Bravery After Being Hit By Pebble
JUST days after being struck down by a pebble launched from a terrorist 12-year-old Palestinian’s catapult, inspirational IDF soldier and Israeli ... -
Flaunt It Girl! Ivanka Trump Slaughters Jerusalem In Demure 2 Piece
IVANKA TRUMP straight up killed it in this demure two-piece in Jerusalem at the opening of the new US Embassy, ... -
Palestine Granted Permission To Compete In Eurovision 2019
FOLLOWING in the footsteps of Australia and other non-European countries, Palestine has been granted permission to compete in next year’s ... -
All Future Wars To Be Carried Out In Syria
SOME of the world’s leading organisations, including NATO and the UN, have today agreed to proxy all future wars through the middle eastern ... -
Netanyahu Going To Bomb Someone If It Kills Him
IRASCIBLE Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu is itchin’ to do some bombin’ according to sources, with reports coming in that if ... -
“You Got Over Us Killing Kids On A Beach, You’ll Get Over This”
IN AN effort to better explain the killings of at least 18 Palestinians attending a mass protest at the Gaza-Israel ... -
“Phew, I Thought This Was About The War Crimes” Says Relieved Netanyahu
ISRAELI Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be ‘breathing a massive sigh of relief’ after realising that he was being ...
