Tag: ireland

Long-Term Holdout Finally Embraces Dodgybox Life

HAVING spent the entirety of his adult life as a diligent, bill-paying TV watcher and subsequent streaming service subscriber, Waterford man Ian Keeling has finally adopted the world of the dodgybox for his entertainment needs. “There was a time in my life when I would have hesitated to hand over my bank details to a… Read more »

For The Love Of Christ, Sean

FRIENDS of Dublin man Sean O’Coughlain sighed in exasperation today when the 25-year-old showed up to meet them in the pub wearing one of those cross-body bumbag things that are apparently all the rage these days. “Sean just… just no, ok? Just fucking no,” exclaimed Mark Whelan, who stomached O’Coghlain’s ‘year of the mullet’ in… Read more »

On This Day 1920: The First Electric Picnic

HUNDREDS of people are expected to converge on Queen’s County today to witness the country’s first Electric Picnic, which will be headlined by an appearance by US inventor and electrical pioneer Thomas Edison, with support by Four-Donkey Dynamo & The Hydro-Electric DAAAMN. The road from Dublin to the midlands is expected to be very busy… Read more »

“The Fact I’m A TD & A Vampire Will Not Impact The Way I Vote On Bloodsucking Legislation”

UNDER FIRE fror not previously declaring his status as a vampire who thirsts for human blood, local TD Dracula O’Neill has spoken out against criticism he has received, rejecting the accusation that his being a vampire has unduly influenced his voting record on bloodsucking legislation. “I think it’s wrong to make such a point of… Read more »