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Hundreds Raped And Murdered As Viking Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong
NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment ... -
Facebook To Launch ‘Hide X-Factor Posts’ Setting
FACEBOOK will unveil a brand new setting which will allow users to automatically hide friends X-Factor comments and posts, turning ... -
Jesus Postpones Second Coming Due To Launch Of I-Phone 6
JESUS CHRIST has postponed his second coming today after hearing news of a possible Apple I-Phone 6 launch in the ... -
Untouched Amazonian Tribe Already Despises Justin Bieber
A RECENTLY discovered tribe, located in the Amazon jungle, have told tourists and local media outlets that they already despise ... -
Confusion Over As ‘Miserable Weather Outside’ Confirmed By Old Woman In Post Office
TENS of confused people were said to be ‘alleviated’ today after an elderly woman confirmed there was ‘miserable weather outside’ ... -
Waterford Man Not So Sure What The Hell Happened Last Night
HIS FLAT was destroyed, his underwear soiled and all he can remember is leaving Geoff’s shortly after midnight. Ninety eight ... -
‘People Walking Around Park Think I’m Well Hard’, Says Topless Young Fella With Gold Chain
A YOUNG TOPLESS man, wearing a gold chain around his neck and grey tracksuit pants said people walking around the ... -
Middle Aged Guy Delighted He Got The Shift Last Night
INSURANCE BROKER Cyril Murray could hardly contain his delight this morning after finally getting ‘the shift’ in The Foundry nightclub ... -
Skinny Jeans Brand Rural Young Fella As ‘A Bit Of A Character’ Amongst Locals
THE fashion decision by Portlaw man Thomas Long to wear skinny jeans around the village has branded him as ‘a ... -
Large Pile Of Steaming Shit Tipped To Win The Voice Of Ireland
A large pile of steaming shit is being tipped to be the winning act on RTE’s ‘singing’ competition The Voice ...
