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Gilligan Posts Himself Out Of Prison.

DRUG lord John Gilligan, one of Irelands highest-profile prisoners escaped from Port Laois maximum security prison on Tuesday by affixing twenty euros worth of postage stamps to his forehead and posting himself via swift mail to a block of flats in Ballyfermot. Embarrassed prison officers were dumbfounded and couldn’t explain how the pint sized 57… Read more »

Appeal After Another Hit-And-Run Dog Found

GARDAI have appealed for witnesses to a suspected hit-and-run incident in which a beloved family pet lost its life in the early hours of yesterday morning. Beigey (3), 19 lower yellow brick road, Waterford, was discovered by a passing motorist lying snout down in the middle of the road at 3.50am. He had suffered serious… Read more »

Jail For Child With Adult Porn Images

AN 8-YEAR-OLD unemployed boy was sentenced to three months imprisonment for possession of man pornography. James Logan, with an address at 517 Braken grove, Waterford city, was caught with 8 images of middle aged men performing lewd acts on women on his computer during an investigation into his extra- curricular activities by his father. Twenty… Read more »

Portlaws First Gay Pride March Defies Critics

SEVERAL gays and one lesbian gathered in the main Square in a show that defied opposition by village officials and ultra-Catholic members of the local community. Undeterred by a jeering council worker who was sweeping the street at the time, the marchers moved peacefully through Brown street in a colourful cavalcade of latex and speedos,… Read more »

Family mourns loss of Sky movie package

A HEARTBROKEN Waterford family are today still trying to come to terms with the tragic loss of their Sky movie package on their UPC digital cable system. Sky movies 1-9 and Film four were all disconnected from their family home in Lisduggan on Monday afternoon. The movie package was part of their subscription service with… Read more »

Portlaw Man Charged With Sex With Own Hand

A CATHOLIC man from Portlaw pleaded guilty yesterday before Waterford Circuit Criminal Court to four sample counts of self incest involving one of his hands. The people of Portlaw were left devastated after the grisly news was read out by the village mayor, Thomas Burke. “How could someone do this to themselves? This is absolutely… Read more »