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UK Go Back To Vilifying Migrants To Take Mind Off Current Woes
EXHAUSTED by actually having to deal with the pressing issues that are having a direct and negative impact on their ... -
Prince Andrew Consults Mystical Palace Hag For Advice
THE ROYAL family’s personal witch priestess of the woods has warned Prince Andrew not to say or do anything that ... -
Tory Government Actively Trying To Kill Them Gives English People Chance To Experience What It ...
FOLLOWING on from news stories including how their PM Boris Johnson was perfectly okay with the elderly dying, ‘Freedom Day’ ... -
Queen Declares Today Officially Av’ It Large Day
WITH a ceremonial blast from two jewel-encrusted airhorns, the Queen has formally kicked off Freedom Day with a powerful speech ... -
Social Media Companies Under Increasing Pressure To Solve England’s Racism Problem
RENEWED pressure has been put on social media companies, including Twitter and Instagram, to solve England’s centuries long racism problem ... -
“Racism Is Staying Home”
ENGLAND’s gallant run to the final of the Euros and subsequent loss to Italy in the cruelest fashion via penalties ... -
Replay Shows There Were Hundreds Of Balls On Pitch At Same Time
AS IF the awarding of England’s decisive penalty wasn’t scandalous enough, further replays of the build up to the incident ... -
WWN Previews England Vs Denmark
WHILE England have expressed their confusion at being inconvenienced by this evening’s foregone conclusion against Denmark, a mere 4 days ... -
UK To Party Like Death Toll Only 1999
THEY say 30,000 daily cases, mainly Delta, party over; but contrary to this advice the UK is to press ahead ... -
What To Do In The Event Of England Winning The Euros
WWN has have moved the England ‘It’s Coming Home’ Doomsday Clock forward by five minutes to 11:55PM, the closest it ... -
English Hooligans Left Devastated After Their Team Loses 2-0
AS THE WAVE of euphoria from England’s 2-0 victory dies down, for many the pain of defeat remains severe and ... -
Wearing A Kilt, Deep Frying A Can Of Irn Bru: How You Can Show Your ...
TUNING IN later to watch the hotly anticipated clash between Scotland and England and wondering how you can outwardly show ...
