Tag: crime

Human Rights Court Finally Bans Burpees

FIT people and sort-of fit people alike shared tears of joy outside the Court Of Human Rights in Strasbourg today, after a landmark ruling which outlawed the notorious ‘burpee’ exercise after decades of misery and sore arses. The court took less than ten minutes to declare the half-squat, half-plank exercise to be a gross incursion… Read more »

Everything You Need To Know About Steve Bannon

ARRESTED in New York and indicted for fraud in connection with an online fundraising scheme, the former Trump campaign chief executive is back making headlines. Here’s all you need to know about Steve Bannon: – 66 years of age, which is 496 in Steve Bannon years. – ran Donald Trump’s 2016 election campaign directly up… Read more »

Everything You Need To Know About Ghislaine Maxwell

THE elusive rich socialise and daughter of Robert Maxwell has reemerged into the media spotlight following her arrest for her alleged part in the crimes of the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Despite the high profile nature of her alleged crimes and her presence in the world of the rich and famous, little is known… Read more »

Growing Calls For Men To Be Neutered

THE PREVAILING school of thought across swathes of academic and medical fields is now spreading throughout society, with the once fringe idea of involuntarily neutering men gaining mainstream support and approval after a snap poll amongst women. The previously unthinkable measure is gaining huge backing from anyone paying fleeting attention to scandals across industries too… Read more »