BLINKING and rubbing their eyes in disbelief as the reports reached them, the Nation is still adjusting to the news that an Irish politician has actually suffered the direct consequences of their own actions. “No, not seeing any other examples, this is quare strange,” confirmed one Irish political historian, failing to find any incident in… Read more »
CHECKING briefly to see if everyone was still asleep, sexual deviant and father-of-three Jack Lylanns scrolled through his favourite online newspaper feed, scanning for leads in the hopes of finding some stomach churning crime stories to read, preferably relating to sex. “Oh, a murder in the woods, and she was in her late teens; I’ll… Read more »
THE elusive rich socialise and daughter of Robert Maxwell has reemerged into the media spotlight following her arrest for her alleged part in the crimes of the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Despite the high profile nature of her alleged crimes and her presence in the world of the rich and famous, little is known… Read more »
REACTING to New York police charging Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell for her role in the abuse and exploitation of young girls and women, Prince Andrew has claimed his newfound ability to sweat has nothing to do with the recent news and everything to do with conveniently contracting Covid-19. “They say a fever is one… Read more »
THE PREVAILING school of thought across swathes of academic and medical fields is now spreading throughout society, with the once fringe idea of involuntarily neutering men gaining mainstream support and approval after a snap poll amongst women. The previously unthinkable measure is gaining huge backing from anyone paying fleeting attention to scandals across industries too… Read more »
IN A SAD case of the media once again tarnishing the spotless reputation of a standup citizen, member of notorious drug cartel Daniel Kinahan has been unfairly and irresponsibly labeled as a ‘boxing promoter’ in the wake of Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua securing a fight deal. “No need to drag his name through the… Read more »
IT IS becoming clear that when it comes to US authorities seeking justice for women and young girls exploited and raped as part of Jeffrey Epstein’s sex crimes empire there remains one true victim; Prince Andrew. The sweat-free royal formerly known as Prince, Andrew, has been at pains to stress that he has been incredibly… Read more »
A DAWN raid by police has resulted in the dismantling of the largest illegal hairdressing ring in the country and the seizure of €15,000 worth of hair dye, scissors and dozens of women’s gossip magazines, WWN can confirm. The calm of the morning silence in the sleepy Dublin suburb was punctured by the armed response… Read more »
REVENUE are continuing to crack down hard on illegal smuggling into Ireland, and with the added time on their hands they’ve been able to come up with some interesting and unique ways to punish those they catch. A team of four men who attempted to smuggle 8.4 million cigarettes into Dublin port in a refrigerated… Read more »
COKE-strapped punters in the south east are today hailing a local dealer’s new dial-a-line delivery as ‘a groundbreaking service to the community’ and ‘a welcome addition to the house party scene’. “I’ve been having the lads around to the house for a few cans every weekend since lockdown started, and we’ve noticed that the one… Read more »