RECENT attacks carried out by the Russian backed Darkside and Evil Corp hacking groups has given rise to suspicions that Putin’s FSB may be responsible for the recent HSE ransomware hack which might explain why an irate and bare-chested Micheál Martin is in the middle of recording a call out video to the Russian leader…. Read more »
“THERE’S just something about the whole thing that doesn’t seem right” mused drug squad detective Derek Craven as he entered his fourth hour of waiting outside the Waterford home of a suspicious character that he had queued behind in the local Spar earlier in the day. “Why would someone buy cigarettes and rolling papers at… Read more »
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson, described by insiders as being ‘way too busy for this shit’, has issued an apology to the survivors of that thing in Northern Ireland and to the families of whoever it was that whatever it was happened to. “It was a terrible time in our history and we condone the… Read more »
A SENIOR member of An Garda Síochána has been forced to make a public apology to the Catholic Church, after a crack team of armed cops stormed a Waterford church this morning to bust what they believed was a team of criminals who have been stealing car parts in the area. “To the priest who… Read more »
HOPING to have his crimes against society marked down as ‘white collar crime’ and thus avail of more lenient policing and sentencing, local dirtbag Cathal McCrower has had a look at his wardrobe to see what he can do to move into a ‘better’ class of criminality. “Now when they say White Collar crime, does… Read more »
THERE WERE peculiar scenes in the UK in addition to The Great British Mourn-off as Prince Andrew, known for his close association with deceased human trafficker and sex abuser Jeffrey Epstein, presented himself for questioning to the UK media and not the FBI. “My father was a lovely chap,” confirmed Andrew in an interview not… Read more »
THERE has been a fresh twist in the trial of Derek Chauvin, the former police officer charged with the murder of George Floyd, after his defence team moved for a mistrial and the swearing in of a new jury. Defence for Chauvin sought to alert the judge to a creeping sense that there was a… Read more »
A HUSH fell over the Minneapolis court where the trial of Derek Chauvin was taking place today, as the jury were shown footage of the infamous LA riots that followed the acquittal of four police officers in the Rodney King case of 1992, while being asked ‘is this the result we’re looking for?’. The judge… Read more »
LOCAL woman Megan Loughlin has once again cursed her bad luck in the dating world but still holds out hope that she can find someone who supports her the way the government is supporting Tánaiste Leo Varadkar through his run in with the law. “I couldn’t catch a ride in a dildo factory, but I’m… Read more »
INTEREST in what the Irish state does to tackle white collar crime has increased following the fallout from Davy Stockbrokers receiving a fine of €4.13m for breaching market rules. To learn more, WWN got in touch with one expert from the fine upstanding businesses sector that could do without you sticking your nose where it’s… Read more »