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Prince Andrew’s 14th PR Team Of The Morning Resign
TRUCK loads of image consultants, PR specialists, crisis management experts, and branding professionals were seen running from Prince Andrew’s residence ... -
Elizabeth Holmes Asks To See Out Prison Sentence In Metaverse
FOUND guilty of defrauding investors, former Silicon Valley high flier and Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes faces actual regular people time ... -
Maxwell Spends Yard Time Yelling “I’m Not Suicidal” Over Prison Wall
NEWLY-incarcerated sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is said to be adapting well to prison life, and is spending her time informing ... -
UK Media To Get Around To Reporting State Collusion With Terrorist Group
THE UK MEDIA said it had every intention of getting around to extensively reporting on the £1.5mn payout to the ... -
Prince Andrew To Attempt Innovative ‘She’s A Lying Bitch’ Defence
PRINCE Andrew is to set a new legal precedent in his upcoming civil sexual case by claiming that the woman ... -
Here’s All The Sick Details From The Maxwell Trial You Demented Perverts
SOME are happy to wait it out until a verdict in Ghislaine Maxwell trial is delivered, protecting themselves and their ... -
Chaos As Defence Call Jeffrey Epstein As First Witness In Ghislaine Maxwell Trial
THE OPENING day of Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial in Manhattan, New York was adjourned moments after beginning when the defence called ... -
“Oh No, CCTV Cameras” Laughs Lad Robbing Your Gaff
LOCAL petty criminal Mal Atkinsson has admitted that he took stock of his career and reconsidered a change in lifestyle ... -
Gardaí Ask Media To Speculate Wildly About Latest Murder
IN A STRANGE move desperate gardaí have appealed to the media to speculate wildly about a recent murder, taking any ... -
New Law Allows For Electronic Tagging Of People Who Dodge Buying Their Round In Pubs
IN ADDITION to introducing new legislation to allow for electronic monitoring of sex offenders, the government has confirmed electronic ankle ...