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World Informed They Can Have Amazonian Rainforest Or Cheap Hamburgers, Not Both
THE Brazilian department of tree-choppage has presented a number of graphs to the world showing both the rise in Amazonian ... -
Bezos Suggests Flooding Rotterdam So Super Yacht Can Sail Over Bridge
FOLLOWING backlash from Rotterdam residents over a decision to dismantle an historic bridge to allow a super yacht built for ... -
Shatner Sent To Work In Amazon Factory Until He Pays Back Cost Of Space Flight
AFTER the overwhelming and euphoric adrenaline rush slowly receded from his body, Captain Kirk aka William Shatner aka The Oldest ... -
James Bond Sequels To Focus On Evil Amazon Factory Workers Trying To Form Union
IN A surprising change in direction for one the world’s most famous movie franchises, Her Majesty’s most trusted spy, James ... -
Embarrassed Bezos Explains He Actually Asked Alexa To Quit Spotify, Not Resign From Amazon
RED-FACED former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is to go ahead with his resignation from the global juggernaut, but has explained ... -
“We Only Hack People, Not Phones”
CHUCKLING with the sort of sociopathic remove required to be a member of the ruling family of a country that ... -
Solutions To The Amazon Rainforest Fires
IN THE WAKE of Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro rejecting G7 leaders’ offer to pledge $20 million to fight deliberately set ... -
Global Fears Subside As Amazon Rainforest On Fire, Not Warehouse
RELIEF has washed over a panicked world as their fears that retailing giant Amazon Inc and its warehouses had been ... -
Wife To Get Amazon Rainforest In Bezos Divorce Settlement
AMAZON founder and world’s richest person Jeff Bezos has been dealt a blow in his divorce proceedings with his wife ... -
Amazon Purchases Guatemala To Use For Storage
INTERNET commerce giant Amazon Inc has acquired Guatemala, the now former Central American republic, with the purchase being fueled by ...
