THE Brazilian department of tree-choppage has presented a number of graphs to the world showing both the rise in Amazonian deforestation and the rise in agricultural development, starkly showing the delicate balance between maintaining the ‘lungs of the world’ and maintaining the price of a double cheeseburger. “Trees come down, agri land goes up, beef… Read more »
FOLLOWING backlash from Rotterdam residents over a decision to dismantle an historic bridge to allow a super yacht built for Jeff Bezos to pass, the Amazon founder has made an alternative suggestion of his own, WWN reports. “I get why they’re angry so why not just open the floodgates and let the sea reclaim Rotterdam… Read more »
AFTER the overwhelming and euphoric adrenaline rush slowly receded from his body, Captain Kirk aka William Shatner aka The Oldest Man In Space was brought crashing back down to earth by the small print in the contract he signed with Blue Origin billionaire Jeff Bezos. “What are you, 90 years old? You going for a… Read more »
IN A surprising change in direction for one the world’s most famous movie franchises, Her Majesty’s most trusted spy, James Bond, is set to duke it out with a group of heinous factory workers trying to unionise in a bid to be granted permission to use the toilet without getting fired. Low wage workers haven’t… Read more »
RED-FACED former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is to go ahead with his resignation from the global juggernaut, but has explained to panicked investors that the move arose after his Alexa Dot device at home misinterpreted his request to quit listening to music while he was eating a mouthful of soup, WWN Business can confirm. “I… Read more »
CHUCKLING with the sort of sociopathic remove required to be a member of the ruling family of a country that murders journalists and commits war crimes in Yemen, Mohammed bin Salman has sought to clear up accusations that Saudi Arabia orchestrated the hacking of Amazon billionaire and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos’s phone. “Oh you… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro rejecting G7 leaders’ offer to pledge $20 million to fight deliberately set fires raging in the Amazon rainforest, calls for more practical and harmonious solutions and collaborations to the current crisis have been made. But what would such practical solutions to these fires look like under a… Read more »
RELIEF has washed over a panicked world as their fears that retailing giant Amazon Inc and its warehouses had been set ablaze have proven incorrect, WWN can confirm. The shocking news that over 73,000 fires had been set this year alone was greeted with significant outcry but quickly subsided when it was revealed it was… Read more »
AMAZON founder and world’s richest person Jeff Bezos has been dealt a blow in his divorce proceedings with his wife of 25 years, WWN can reveal. Initially touted as an amicable split between two people who will go their separate ways but remains friends, it now looks certain Jeff will have to hand over some… Read more »
INTERNET commerce giant Amazon Inc has acquired Guatemala, the now former Central American republic, with the purchase being fueled by Amazon’s need for storage space for the goods it sells as profits at the company continue to soar. The Jeff Bezos owned company made an unsolicited bid for the country which was accepted by the… Read more »