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Off-Licence Shelves Lay Empty With 4 Mile Queues Following Threat To Curb Hours
REMINISCENT of the first initial lockdown which saw people hoarding toilet roll ahead of a nationwide lockdown, hundreds of thousands ... -
Barman Still Sour As Fuck As Pubs Reopen
PUNTERS at the Cattle & Stick bar in Waterford who were expecting a warm welcome from landlord Jimmy Devlan after ... -
These Are The 126 Pubs Closed For Flouting Covid Guidelines, So You Know They’re Good ...
AS MANY as 126 pubs have been sanctioned by authorities for flouting Covid-19 related restrictions, prompting a shocked and appalled ... -
Guinness Flatulence Wards Off Covid-19, Finds New Vintners Study
A HIGHLY scientific new study carried out by the Vintners Association of Ireland has found that flatulence caused by drinking ... -
The Pros & Cons Of Keeping Pubs Closed
THE TAOISEACH made the reluctant decision to delay the reopening of pubs for at least another 3 weeks, prompting auld ... -
Nation Will Turn Into Alcoholics If Pubs Don’t Open Soon, Warns Study
A WORRYING new report published today has warned that if Irish pubs do not open soon, the majority of its ... -
Maintaining 2m Social Distance When Buckled Drunk, A Guide
WITH publicans still getting to grips with the government’s loosey-goosey re-opening regulations, normal punters are taking it upon themselves to ... -
Local Man Maybe Had One Too Many Substantial 9 Euro Meals Last Night
WATERFORD man William Henderson is this morning shaking off the effects of a hard night of substantial meals with the lads, ... -
Are You Willing To Go Through These Measures Just To Have A Pint?
AFTER months of deliberation, concrete plans for the re-opening of pubs in Ireland are finally in motion, with the nation’s ... -
‘Not A Mad One’ Turns Into Mad One
DESPITE the best intentions of all involved, a Waterford BBQ/get-together that had been promised to ‘not be a mad one’ ...
