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The Pros & Cons Of Keeping Pubs Closed
THE TAOISEACH made the reluctant decision to delay the reopening of pubs for at least another 3 weeks, prompting auld ... -
Nation Will Turn Into Alcoholics If Pubs Don’t Open Soon, Warns Study
A WORRYING new report published today has warned that if Irish pubs do not open soon, the majority of its ... -
Maintaining 2m Social Distance When Buckled Drunk, A Guide
WITH publicans still getting to grips with the government’s loosey-goosey re-opening regulations, normal punters are taking it upon themselves to ... -
Local Man Maybe Had One Too Many Substantial 9 Euro Meals Last Night
WATERFORD man William Henderson is this morning shaking off the effects of a hard night of substantial meals with the lads, ... -
Are You Willing To Go Through These Measures Just To Have A Pint?
AFTER months of deliberation, concrete plans for the re-opening of pubs in Ireland are finally in motion, with the nation’s ... -
‘Not A Mad One’ Turns Into Mad One
DESPITE the best intentions of all involved, a Waterford BBQ/get-together that had been promised to ‘not be a mad one’ ... -
New Pub Restrictions Could Spell End Of Riding In The Disabled Toilets
THE QUESTION ‘what makes a pub a pub’ is being debated today after radical new plans were mooted that would ... -
Pubs To Charge Entry Fees, And Other Stuff We’ve Just Made Up
THIS just in: A number of extra fees and charges are to be implemented by publicans when the restrictions surrounding ... -
Publicans Definitely Having Sneaky Pints, Suspects Everyone
SPECULATION as to whether local publicans have been having sneaky pints without so much as an invite to loyal customers ... -
“Yeah, Yeah, 600 Deaths, But When Are The Pubs Open?”
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
Waterford Man Now Referring To Sitting Room As ‘His Local’
“THE usual please chief” beamed Waterford man Niall Shellvin, as he sat at his favourite chair with a crisp beer ... -
Number Of Drunk Idiots In A&E Falls To 250 Year Low
SCIENTISTS are investigating a possible side effect of Coronavirus infection spread after startling data from Irish A&E departments show a ...
